I wear glasses. It's awesome. I jus take them off, walk around and dont see anyone. i must look like one of those stunnas walkin around the world never lookin at nebody else. i keep in shape and all, so girls have no problem eyein me out, cuz i never make them feel awkward by catching them lookin at me - heck, they think im super confident, but to me theyre all like the rest.
i consider my glasses an accessory. just another thing the ladies have to take off.
i swear, glasses got me into a better school. my grades were always low, but everybody just says im smart. theyll probs get me investors when i start a biz.
in class when i want to get the teachers sympathy i take off my glasses,
rub my eyes real hard and say my prescription is too strong
ppl who wear glasses are obviously smart. who else wakes up after a black out night and naturally reaches for glasses, without even bein able to make them out or makin an effort to remember where they were put? very similar to how i naturally pick the correct answers in my neuropsychoelectroimmunochembiosocio contemporary arts and pet grooming exams
i dont get in fights nemore, but when i used to, id politely take my glasses off first.
i wear contacts too. they make my eyes look super shiny. one time, this chic was like 'u have really nice eyes'. i was like, i wear contacts. plus, they have a lil uv prescription and slight blue tint, so the world just looks like radical.
some ppl dont have glasses be driven at night or tryin to make shit out real far away and i have to assist them, then i get to tell them to see the optometrist. thats real harsh. thats like when i super strong dude sits at the bench with weights lighter than the puny kid right next to him is strugglin to put up and the mister t says 'sun, why dont u try these'
yea im 22 goin on 23 in a few months