If you want sunglasses, now's a good time

If you don't have enough money in your bank account to afford $25 sunglasses you should probably take a step back and evaluate your life

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I just bought several sunglasses for all of the questionably aged girls I keep locked in my cellar and managed to save big bucks.

Thank you OP!
 
12953188:omnidata said:
I just bought several sunglasses for all of the questionably aged girls I keep locked in my cellar and managed to save big bucks.

Thank you OP!

what about the dead ones sitting on your furniture in your living room?
 
12953135:Ski_the_east01 said:
If you don't have enough money in your bank account to afford $25 sunglasses you should probably take a step back and evaluate your life

This kinda made me feel shity about myself.
 
12953196:DeebieSkeebies said:
what about the dead ones sitting on your furniture in your living room?

That's just macabre and would ruin the leather on the Breuer chairs. Not to mention the stench.

When I'm done with them I just toss the remains in the human waste container at my hospital.
 
12953215:omnidata said:
That's just macabre and would ruin the leather on the Breuer chairs. Not to mention the stench.

When I'm done with them I just toss the remains in the human waste container at my hospital.

I'm sure skiierman appreciates the company.
 
12953196:DeebieSkeebies said:
what about the dead ones sitting on your furniture in your living room?

the dead ones are his furniture. haven't you seen Bruno? same concept, except these ones don't give you sass
 
12953188:omnidata said:
I just bought several sunglasses for all of the questionably aged girls I keep locked in my cellar and managed to save big bucks.

Thank you OP!

Dude, you wasted your money, you don't need sunglasses in a cellar
 
12954087:cool_name said:
Dude, you wasted your money, you don't need sunglasses in a cellar

I live my life according to 80's pop songs.

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