If you value your health, steer clear of this.

[Rachy]

this.

 

[garrets]

Fired my all powerful bullet through many walls in my house at the neighboors

 

[klayer_9]

I hope you really know who that is...

 

[Benson23]

I just fired a hole through my macbook.. shit.

 

[SCOO-WOOP]

Nothing, I'm fine. I shot through a wall though...

 

[JIBpsy^^]

i destroyed my hip a water bottle and a speaker...... oh no my water bottle

 

[saucybiscuits]

my finger was in my mouth.

 

[Kirsakid]

shot my mom oh well

 

[the~muffin~man]

i had to be adjusting my down stairs right then

 

[cooper.fry]

grazed the hair off the bottom of my nuts, through my right hammy. ouch

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

I just killed someone below me. Whoops.

 

[kootenayklaus]

Just shot out my two front teeth... I now have a christmas wish.

 

[Moonshine]

tip of my dick... gone, just like that

 

[KatyPerry.]

me too.. I was biting my nail.. guess I no longer have a head

 

[XtRemE11]

my friends dick

 

[[tk]]

just blasted through my neck and downward, gun facing me

 

[PartyHon]

fuck i just fixed my drywall!

 

[tuna.]

solid blow to the achilles tendon. bummer.

 

[skiinian]

 

[rickroller]

i just got a hair cut , ba==m

 

[1337]

celling

 

[yojimbo]

depending on the caliber of the bullet I could have possibly just killed a sleeping neighbor. it was behind my head but not pointing directly at me so I'm definitley not going to be hearing much for a while either.

 

[LS.]

no more monitor

 

[Indoobly]

all the way up my arm and out my elbow

 

[PeterWojnar]

Left earlobe = GONEZO

 

[I_Am_Mod]

while fingering my butthole i fired, now all my internal organs have been reduced to pulp and i only have 1 second to live....
luckily i am no perverted fingerer and i only grazed my right shoulder...

 

[LMPJibbin]

was in my pocket. skimmed my left quad, oh well...

 

[Deezy]

there is a hole in the blackboard.
my teacher has forgot to give us homework /claim

 

[smile=]]

shot myself in the neck. wonderful.

 

[AOTEAROA]

Reeeeeeeeaaaaaaallllllllllyyyyyyy? you just said that? god.

 

[T.DUDE]

goodbye elbow, i dont need you.

 

[coopsteeez]

i just destroyed the computer lab and a real nice tv fuck

 

[I_Am_Mod]

ghandi shot the :

inb4 it's lama, not llama

 

[Hemulen.]

blasted penis

 

[thisandthatfilms]

teacher = gone

 

[Brock.]

blew my nose off, possible ricochet off of my jaw or teeth. possible jugular artery tear which would result in death under 30 seconds.

 

[00_Koda]

right through my dick

 

[soulskier]

for some reason every time this pops up in my threads, i have the urge to click it again

my finger has begun to automaticall extend away from my body

killed my dog that time

 

[WikiWiki]

shot at my chest- but my mbp is on my chest

and everyone knows they're bulletproof

 

[.JPolster]

through my chin out the back of my head into the tv

 

[-AWC-]

just smashed the teapot

 

[E.C.]

rights through my c3 vertebra

 

[thisandthatfilms]

at a presentation with the president of the university of alabama.... guess they need a new president now

 

[ButteredToast.]

I shot my doggie

 

[BootySpunk.]

Shot the dick right off...

 

[nutsnbolts]

I shot everyone who voted no on marijuana propositions

 

[ButteredToast.]

But she just ripped the nastiest, loudest, most rank fart EVER, so she deserved it.

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

i hit the ground. the bullet did, I didn't shoot anything.

 

[Mr.Panda]

My scalp has a slight scratch in it.

 

[StevenR]

Just shot through my bed and wall. Im fine though.