IF YOU STEAL:

Crystal-needs-a-park

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you can burn in hell you motherfuckers. if you jack anything more from anyone i hjope you spend all of eternity sucking the balls of satan with a pineapple up your ass. or, you could fix my car doors and give me a new cd deck and radar detector... and some other stuff. fuck this shit, arent private apartment garages built to keep people out of them? fucking fuckk ass fuck fuck.

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
hahah i stole all your shit

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
yeah thats cool asshole, i will burn you alive. i will douse you in kerosene and fucking burn you.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
are you speaking from personal experience or something?

To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
 
Wow, flippintricker... someone's sharp today. I would have spent hours trying to puzzle that one out if you hadn't guessed it. Thank you!

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yeah I hate theives I've been ripped off so many times. Theres a lesson to be learned everytime though so it's all good. Humans arn't to be trusted and you can expect the worse out of all of them. I just don't give people the opportunity anymore.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
yeah one time some fat kid tried to steal my lunch and i chased that mother fucker through the cafeteria until he fell in a pile of weiners.

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

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^ me too. I don not trust anyone. I don't care how well I get to know them. I'll never trust another human as long as I'm alive. I guess I trust my family though

did that make any sense?
 
i trust my friends and family. if my friend took something of mine, id beat his ass because i can bench 1000lbs. actually, they wouldnt take anything because they are my friends and thad be bitchass. also, this kid i know used to steal everything. one time, he stole like 7 icecreams at lunch for my table.

(zach)

HOMER - im gonna go warm up the car

MARGE - they've only thrown one pitch

HOMER - and it sucked.
 
If you're the asshole living in Vancouver who ripped off Crystal's car stereo, CDs, and other assorted random shit from his ride, and one of us finds you, consider yourself castrated.

I sincerely hope that when the cops find you(and they will, don't even start thinking they won't), they place you in protective custody and NEVER divulge your identity to us.

'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.'

Crystalneedsa...

'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'

Midwest_rep

'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.
 
mother fucking bitch cocksuckerzzzz thats so fucking gay .... im sry josh..... i hope you have back ups on your computer..... good luck with finding your shyt

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'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh

'i like whistler, where you can hit on 14 year olds'- Mr Timmmaty D. (telling me he gets indimidated by 30 yrs old women)

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THE LAB
 
Yeah man, that shit is gay. If they get caught, which, unfortunatley, they probably won't, they should be publicly riduculed and slapped. Time to start voting Conservative...

signatures are for pussies

 
Thank you HighFive for that insightful comment. I suppose I could now use some sort of witty insult to make you look like the fool you are, but I will instead resort to this: It doesn't surprise me in the least that you'd be the one making a comment like 'shut up you're a fag', because it seems obvious to me that only someone as fucking retarded and imbecilic as you could mistake anyone in this thread for being 'gay'.

Congratulations for sucking at life, you ignorant asshole.

'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.'

Crystalneedsa...

'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'

Midwest_rep

'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.
 
While we're on the topic of ignorant assholes, let's talk about what sim just posted. How, exactly, will voting conservative keep people from breaking and entering into cars? Oh, wait, you have no idea of what the circumstances around this crime consisted of. You just assume that harsh punishment will deter people from committing crimes. Congratulations on treating a symptom rather than the causes. Your 'plan' is brilliant!

'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.'

Crystalneedsa...

'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'

Midwest_rep

'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.
 
I smell a violent rampage coming! take lots of pictures so that we can savor the view of you covered in some theive's blood while brutally slaughtering his mother and dag and girlfriend and sister and cat and goldfish and grandmother and brother and then fuck his dad with a shotgun...

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I suck at life...

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That sucks man, I hope the cops find the person(s) who did that or at least you get something from the insurence, if you had any. I'm not goint to say any more on this thread tho cause i dont want my head to get shot off...

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'Aren't you Buzz Lightyear?'

*whispers* 'I love your movies!'

'URAAAAFWAAAGAAA!!!'

 
Dude jacking shit isint funny, or cool. My friend had a brand new pair of atomics jacked at boyne mountian, he was so fucking pissed off. If anyone ever stole anything of mine i would kill them.

Skiing.

I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
 
ya simon hahahahahahaha

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'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh

'i like whistler, where you can hit on 14 year olds'- Mr Timmmaty D. (telling me he gets indimidated by 30 yrs old women)

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STENCIL KREW

THE LAB
 
if you take skis off the ski rakcs and backpacks from the lodges you deserve to go to hell

and if you did that at mount snow 3 years ago on the day of the mega mother hucker....i hope you suffer from a horrible disease

Jeff

Poniverus
 
If any one 'punk'd ' my stuff and i found them i would pound them till the cops showed up to take them away. i droped my poles once and some fucker stole them errr i was so mad cuz i was broke and couldnt get new ones so ijust used the rental ones for like 3 weeks .

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Is it something i said so fuck you to.
 
noe ive got something to say to you asshole, run and hide. the words out yo, the cops are on it, theyll fuck your asian ass up.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
whoever took my pillow case in 9th grade on halloween, if I ever find you I will kill you man. kill you. That was my favorite pillowcase

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I like to ski
 
im glad i dont have a car cuz then i would beat someones ass and get my knuckles bloody

Sookhon De'Snutz
 
Well, mission accomplished, although, for once I really wasnt trying that hard, but I knew that you would probably say something. Secondly, I was only half serious, but since I'm also already this far:

Jib_This you seriously gotta look at yourself on this one. The first thing you do is call someone an ignorant asshole. To my recollection pretty much everyone on this site is that to you. Seems, sometimes, as if you are the only smart one.

Your 'plan' is to sit there and let the police catch this thief so he can then go to jail. There he can eat, watch TV, read books, work out and be a further drain on society. That's cool. 3 months later, he/she gets out and is fully rehibilated right? Oh for sure. Why not put this guy, if and when caught, to work or put him to shame publicly. Make him wear I sign that reads 'I am a useless piece of shit that stole' and let him stand on the Lions Gate or somewhere. Make him feel the pain a little.

Here is where the conservative thing comes in: It generally seems, and not always, that the liberal thing to do is talk and critize. The conservatives have a tougher stance on criminals. Simple as that. By giving them (criminals) more rights, you've essentially taken away some of your own. My so-called 'plan' may not seem good to you, but where is yours? What, exactly, oh wise one, is your way of treating the cause? Should we all put notes on our window reading 'I have a nice stereo in here, please be a pal and don't steal it?' Try it. I bet it works. So next time when you drop a line like this- 'Congratulations on treating a symptom rather than the causes. Your 'plan' is brilliant!' make sure you ain't the pot calling the kettle black. So now if you want to give me an actual plan or your own, whether I agree or not, I think I will have enough respect to hear it out. Kinda like you did, right? Oh, wait, I know a good 'plan.' Why dont we get every person to register their gun.

No disrespect to you Crystal, because that shit really does suck. Maybe we'll be seeing you vote tory....?

signatures are for pussies

 
its a tough issue. prisons ARE overcrowded, and it is easy to just charge people and forget about them. then again, 'rehabilitation' cant always work. (though im prety sure the most common liberal stance on the issue is rehab for drug related convicts) but as far as voting, i can get a new stereo, i cant get a new planet, thats where my allegiances lie.

on another note these fuckers jacked every audi/valkswagen in teh garage. and i dont plan on the cops doing anything, i just hope my insurance covers some replacement.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
You're right! My god, you got me! I, as a bleeding heart liberal, would rather bitch about crime, pollution, and all the evils in the world, rather than take half assed shortcuts that lead to not solving them! Now that that's been said, let's look at some of my actual ideas.

There are basically 3 types of people that steal. Organized crime, punk kids, and people who steal in order to feed themselves, their family and friends, and their addictions. Let's admit that organized crime is a subject that is out of both of our leagues. Next up: Punk kids. You know how you solve that problem? Get them doing something. Kids with nothing to do find things to do, and it's extremely for those things to be negative. Offer cheap/free GOOD options for these kids to participate in. Free skateparks with a cheap board purchase program. Cheap hockey leagues, after school hangout programs, highly competitive sports, fuck, even extra curricular learning could work. Make it something that they'd want to do. Involve their families, or whatever 'family' they may have left. If all that fails, scare the shit out of them, break them down, and then try again.

Last, but not least, is people who steal because they don't have any other choice, due to financial/societal situations. No, I'm certainly not excusing them. Many have made very poor choices. But that being said, their poor choices lead to situations that are untenable for everyone. I'd be naive of me to say that I have a fool proof solution for this, but maybe it's time we address some of the social wrongs that our society encourages. Think about it: Anyone who's not getting constantly screwed and who's getting help righting some of the bad choices they've made is much more likely to not steal for whatever it is they need. You've probably heard an expression that goes something along the lines of 'a hand up, not a hand out'. Now think of ways in which you could REALLY give people a hand up. Anything. Maybe some help with job training, resume creating, and finally interview skills, as well as a program that gives these people adresses that don't have a social stigma attached to them(try getting a job when you live at 6969 East Hastings, Vancouver, BC. Good luck), and a free used suit program to top it off, so that they look professional during their interview. Oh shit! You might have just gotten someone a job! A hand up!

Now, think of the ways in which our society requires itself to have marginalized sections in order to function in the way it does. Then, find ways in which it could function better for everyone. Implement your solutions.

Lastly, you may not know this, so I'll let you off the hook for it: When people's homes/cars get broken into, they usually feel pretty violated and hurt. Their sense of security usually gets pretty 'raped' as well. My car wasn't broken into. Fuck, I don't even own a car. Problem is that Crystal's car was, along with every other Volkswagen made car in our parking garage(total of 5, out of maybe 40 cars in it), and I live in the same building as him. To be more exact, my bedroom is no more than 8 feet away from his. We share a kitchen, living room, laundry facilities, bathrooms, and a kickass foosball table. So if I sound a little bitter, it's because some fucker(s) came into my building and decided that respecting other people's shit wasn't for him/them. This leads both of us to feel that locking all of our doors/windows, even when we're inside the house, would be a good idea. If you don't know what it's like to feel unsafe inside your own house, no matter how ridiculous/unreasonable you know you're being, it certainly isn't anything I wish on you, because it sucks.

'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.'

Crystalneedsa...

'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'

Midwest_rep

'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.
 
Well fuck theaves.I haveto work my ass of for years just to get something stolen.It takes us a long time to earn money to buy something that the theaf will steal in 10 seconds.FUCK, that sucks you know,I dont care if its a bum or a punk kid.All I care about is that they get locked up and gives us back what they stole.

-I'm not lazy,I party to 5 am,others get tired at 2am -JF Cusson

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-If I kick you in the balls,why does you stomac hurt?

-What happens when you wake up in prison and you cant remember how you got there?

All these questions you have never asked.
 
can i steal your virginity?

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
See, now that wasn't so hard was it? I'd like to pretend that was almost an apology. Either way, I agree with much of what you said, and in many ways is kinda what im trying to say except that I skipped a step or a few.

I do however, feel that you left out someone that steals. What about the guys that could get a job, but choose not too and take the easy way out. I'm not saying that's what happened here, but I think that is one more alternative. For them its an easy buck. He/them would have probably just made two weeks worth of pay in twenty minutes. These people need to be made an example of.

As far as the punk kids go. Same thing. I dont know that if not having anything to do is really an excuse for finding something to do. Nor do I know if that is exactly what you meant. Again, either way, make an example of them. If they cant find anything to do in Vancouver, they wont find anything to do anywhere. I'm all for skateparks and the works too. Soccer fields everywhere. This stuff does exist though. These kids just got to want to do it. And if its not cheap stuff that they want to do, let em get a job like others. I know working Mc Ds or A&W sucks, but it's a start. Other kids do it, some, again, choose not too.

The homelessness is a huge problem. I agree, especially in Vancouver. Don't really know what to do here. Can't really say, well why dont they get a job, because of exactly what you said. However, I still feel that some choose to not get a job, even if they could. Actually, what was really impressive was one particular homeless person going around with a shopping cart picking up garbage and had a sign asking for money. This person deserved a pat on the back.

Organized crime- take a harder line. If and when a leader is found. Make a true example of them, and give them what they've been giving others, or give them the choice to work hard for free the rest of their lives You may know what I mean here, but we wont go there.

Yeah some of it may sound harsh, but maybe it's what needs to be done. Maybe not. Either way, and however you feel this is best dealt with, a big problem is that we sometimes give those that take away our rights, too many rights themselves. You said yourself, and I know how you feel, that you feel violated and disrespected. I see no reason why the perpatrators of these crimes shouldnt feel the same way, if not worse. And yes, this has many extenuating circumstances, and 'if's' and 'what abouts,' but I'm looking at it generally. And the voting conservative thing was not meant to be taken so literally, hence the ..., but you could always give it a try........

signatures are for pussies

 
In San Fan on our family vaction, i lost my K2 rebal camera and a 28-80, a 100-300 lens. also 2 used rolls of film which i was really pissed off by. my mom lost her camera. my dad lost his video camera. my bro lost his cell and camera. all because some dumbass mother fuckers poped the lock on our car. then popped the trnk and took everything of a grand total of $1400. fuck everyone who steals. (expect chin)

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i lost a line hoodie, a pair of kickass gloves, and my shoes (who the fuck steals shoes, especially mine, their pretty bad smelling) over this winter..a friend of mine got his troublemakers with p18's stolen the 2nd day he had them

fucking thievery

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i get a 100 dollar deductible for me near 1000 dollar loss. wicked awesome.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
i wont steal from other blue collar people like myself but corporations are the tarket... kroger, biggs, k-mart,wal-mart ya know, places that have billions already yet just keep on inflating prices to the max wanting more and more and more. not wal-mart thought they treat me well

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
i wont steal from other blue collar people like myself but CORPORATIONS ARE THE TARGET... kroger, biggs, k-mart,WAL-MART ya know, places that have billions already yet just keep on inflating prices to the max wanting more and more and more. NOT WAL-MART THOUGH they treat me well

i dont know how to do bold but check the caps here asshole.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
You consider computer programming and making how many thousands a year blue collar?

That sounds pretty damn white collar to me.

If you make as much as you say you do.

Why would you even bother stealing in the first place with the kind of money you claim to have?

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

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Wait here it is:

'I make 50,000 a month as a programmer.'

Thats around $600'000 a year.

Like I said. That sounds pretty damn white collar to me.

That or your full of shit.

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05

 
Suddenly you disappear.

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!

I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05

 
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