If you put every girl ive ever had sex with on a boat...

[pomme-de-terre]

it would sink. because every single one of them was at least "slightly overweight" and some of them were "straight up fat bitches"

 

[FatWhore]

TTW: Totally Thread Worthy

 

[ryano]

pics are required. oh wait.. fat chicks.. nevermind.

 

[Sno.]

 

[Lansfield]

If I put a boat in every girl Iv had sex with they would all die because no one can live with a boat inside them.

 

[Stickity]

i'd have an empty boat

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

How big is the boat?

 

[Rafiki]

if i put sex in every boat i've had girl with they would all die because no boat can survive having girl

 

[Casey]

I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day

long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was

almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over

it. And no paint, because all the fat girls had eaten off the paint.

-Jack Handy

 

[deleted5]

some kind of joke about it having to be bigger than Noah's ark because the amount is so big.

 

[bo0b]

Some post talking about an empty boat and why would you want that.

 

[Stickity]

what

 

[7springsprod]

Not unless you have a boston whaler or Edgewater! Ahhh boating jokes. Hahahaha

 

[SeanTom]

Some joke about it being the queen mary because the amount it so high

 

[Wallisch_pl]

pry have a few dogs, and i think a horse?

 

[bo0b]

Did I say empty? I meant really full because I've got mad pussy on speed dial, that's what I meant.

 

[Wallisch_pl]

mad pussy????

 

[gengar.]

 

[Stickity]

no i mean what the hell did that post mean?

 

[theabortionator]

You could put every girl I've ever fucked in a canoe. I should make a thread about that.

 

[Errl]

Platypussy.

 

[Bread_Fish]

It would be a pretty empty boat

 

[Jane6]

hahahaha

 

[gengar.]

im so glad someone got it.

 

[Momo.]

http://madhattinmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/empty-boat1.jpg

 

[Momo.]

I'm an idiot...-__-

 

[FancyPasta]

&lt;3<br>

 

[Downtofilm]

Lets play fill in the blank!

This thread is: _ _ _ _ _ _

 

[Z.J.H.]

Dildos...YES!!!!!!!!

 

[edai]

Dildos

It's dildos I know it. It could also be Gaaaay

 

[SkierPT]

This. This %100

 

[Chubz.]

.

 

[MathClassStiffy]

Right bro

 

[theschneidler]

If I put girl in every boat I've had with sex, the results would be inconclusive

 

[pomme-de-terre]

I LIKED YOU ON FACEBOOK NOW YOU PULL THIS SHIT ON ME

FUCK YOU MAN

 

[steezywannabeezy]

If you put every girl I've ever had sex with on a boat, you'd have a yacht with a bunch of bitches being completely unaware of each other.

 

[Mr.Gaga]

Vagina!

 

[El_Barto.]

you could say im a tug boat

 

[Dr.Dealgood]

hahahahaha, lost it.

10/10

 

[.Rybak.]

The boat would float because I'm 15 and have never "fucked bitches or gotten money"

 

[theabortionator]

This thread is: B U M P E D

 

[Heart]

he means business

 

[Laurent.]

I need a bigger ship.

 

[esotericjive]

It'd be an aircraft carrier

zing

 

[the-honeypossum]

i want one of those. named stanley

 

[MADDECENT]

that would be a terrible situation

 

[Joebin]

It'd be one fucking lonely boat ride...

 

[Nacho+]

you man whore haha

 

[iSmokeweed]

lol get it,

 

[Olimar]

guuurl is dat a mutha fuckin platypus?

 

[ironic]

Nailed it!