If you put every girl ive ever had sex with on a boat...

pomme-de-terre

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it would sink. because every single one of them was at least "slightly overweight" and some of them were "straight up fat bitches"

 
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If I put a boat in every girl Iv had sex with they would all die because no one can live with a boat inside them.
 
if i put sex in every boat i've had girl with they would all die because no boat can survive having girl
 
I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day

long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was

almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over

it. And no paint, because all the fat girls had eaten off the paint.

-Jack Handy
 
Did I say empty? I meant really full because I've got mad pussy on speed dial, that's what I meant.
 
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