If you put a cat into a microwave

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If you put a cat into a microwave you can send it back into time by typing in the year you want to send it to.

A word to the wise- cat time traveling is messy.
 
Friend actually did this. He was 4 and thought his cat felt cold so he put it in the microwave and nuked it for like 5 minutes. He said his mom was pissed and it smelled like shit
 
Its true. I'm a cat from 2243, a time when felines have learned to speak, walk upright, and even type. I pissed on the couch too many times so my owner zapped me back to now. Spoiler alert: North Korea 2035.
 
its definitely the best and quickest way to cook a cat if you are looking for a quick and delicious meal.
 
honestly i dont think a car would fit in a microwave. I also know that any sort of metal creates a spectacular spark storm in a microwave, not sure if this is all that good of an idea. i mean if you can fit it in the microwave then go for it but it will probably not send your car back in time but rather destroy it and void any warranty.
 
Seriously though what would happen if you put a cat in a microwave but just for like 5 seconds so not long enough to totally fry it but deffinetly enough time for anything to happen?
 
i have a friend who did this also at a young age. the cat was wet and he wanted to dry it. cat did not survive
 
I know a guys who's friend put a cat in a microwave. I don't know how long it was in there but long enough for the cat to explode.
 
I put my dick in the microwave once and it doubled in size. Neat life hack the corporations don't want you to know about.
 
Really? I tried this and my balls got big. Turns out I got testicular cancer, fuck. Some nice medical buds though.
 
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