If you hold spoons like this

RubberSoul

RubberSoul

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you're a fucking degenerate RETARD

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that was no joke the only picture i could find of it on google images and yet i see it all too often with people around me, usually the same people that smack their lips and laugh too loud like an oversized child

fuckin get it together

 
People with little kids whom the parent's can't control are much more annoying in a restaurant.

Also I can't really get mad over such trivial misapprehensions of basic dining etiquette, it only really makes me feel superior for doing it right.
 
YES. Same for people who hold forks and knives with the death grip of their palm. We are a species with multi jointed fingers, fucking use them
 
Was just thinking about this. This exact topic.

I remember some lady when I was in school teaching me how to hold a spoon. I hold a spoon with my fist on the end of it. I don't give a fuck how "you're supposed" to hold a spoon. It's a fucking spoon I can hold it how I want. It actually works much better the way I hold it. If you want to hold it some other way good for you, I don't care, just don't think you're special for doing it.

This is the topic of people having nothing better to do than judge other people for trivial shit. I'm glad it makes you feel superior. Have your mom take a picture of you eating cereal and hang it on the fridge next time you need to feel special.

 
Did you of all people seriously just say this? You can't be serious.

No wonder you're a spoon-fister.
 
I hold it more like a drumstick but on the end. Not so much like a shovel. Still improper spoon etiquette but works better so YOLO.
 
Using cutlery is a form of art so I have to treat it as such. That's why I hold my utensils like I would a pen or pencil.
 
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