if you had your own world...

caylorswift

caylorswift

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what would it be like?

mine would be year round perfect park and pow skiing. a 'small' drink would be 32 oz. and i would be a babe magnet and all the hot chicks that i said were hot would walk around naked all day, no clothes. :) thats my world.

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

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SFHNC 0/1700
 
i would be a princess and get to live in a castle and i would have a lemon tree in my greenhouse. and of course i would have a special room for breeding birds. (teehee)

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
stacey, would dave be your prince? i think so. what kinda birds?

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700
 
I think I'd be on the top of Shames on a La Nina season with numerous backcountry kickers and rails are lined up for a nice backcountry slopestyle. Me and my friends are filming with Canon GL2 and XLS-1 cameras as well as Canon 1D cam's for stills and we edit the footy on PowerMac G5 comps with Final Cut Pro.

After a day of skiing I come home and invite over the girl I love to watch a good movie and hold eachother with some kissy kissy. Then some friends come over and we have a good party where no one pukes and there's no cop trouble only because I'll be living in a huge cabin on the top of Shames.

Oh, and Sam is here to bring his babes with him but the girl i love isn't attracted to him because i sprayed some 'anti-her' on Sam so only she doesn't go for him. Oh... and Sam is licking BBQ sauce off the girl's boobs like he just said he wanted to do.

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oh yeah, and in my world, you can put bbq sauce on a girls chesticles and lick it off. yum, i love chesticles, yum i love bbq sauce...

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700
 
my own world would be a perfect year round terrain park and big mountain place. it would also have redbull fountains on the hill

i like to burn things

i can do a summersault
 
SAM THATS DISGUSTING!!!!1 AHHH

my world would have a year round ski park, and then tons of pow and tons of hot lifties. and pep fujas would be my slave ... Jk.... and and i would have tons of money and i wouldnt have to have a job, and id be really smart and get a perfect score on the SATs hahah

im a nerd.

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And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth.

So before you knock it try it first,

Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse.'
 
My world would have like most of the above all skiing all year round, tramps, kung-fu, hot girls who are sex slaves...and i would grow money trees in my spare time...

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yes sam...you are right. dave would be my prince, he doesnt know this yet though...ssshhhhh. the birds would also be his. i thought he would like that part.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
huge house where its 85 all the time, i dont get old. i have 100's of sexy 'slaves', and out side off a boudry its 10-20 all the time and snows all night and is sunny all day, with a perfect park, and big chutes and cliffs. then i want tree sized bud plants, and if i think of anything i want while in my world, i have a little speaker that when i say something in it, the thing happons or appears.

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People wouldn't hate in my world. No punk ass know it all people. life would be good for all. people would be genuine. LIfe would be as perfect as possible for as many people as possible.

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ok, it would be 50 degrees all day, everyday and there would be at least a foot of freshies every night. the park would be pristine and the pow would be unbeatable. on every tree there would be a speaker pumping out dub and reggae all day long. and if you're up in a bowl or about the trees, the music radiates from the sky. after the skiing all day, i would live in a massive log cabin w/ a fireplace in every room. i would have rooms for all of my friends and their chicks, plus an extra big one w/ a hot tub for me and my girl.

Remember you were born a human being

Not a part of their machine
 
mine would be a mountain, with the base being a giant skatepark, the hill being one large pow/park area...smirnoff ice would be our water, and our smirnoff ice would be cream soda....mmmmm

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id have all my friends there, and sam so i could poke fun at his fat ass, and then have the niiiicest mountain, and more bud than u could smoke in a bagillion life times, o and yes the hot girls would thrive

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
o and ud live for a bagillion lifetimes

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
hummm lets see...everyone that skis between the ages of 13-22 could live on a huge mtn and ski all day...and the snow changed to how they wanted it with the click of a button and everyone had there own place...no parents...lotsa parties...drinking....smoking (for those of us that do)...and i would live happily ever after...the end.

*wakes up*

'AHHHH DAM'

SFHNC

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perfect skiing and jumps year round...warm water year round for wakeboarding...hot lift operators...no cocky guys...and I'd have a huge house with a pool and ski jumps into the pool for practice. yahh

-Sara

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ooo ooo, i forgot to say that in my and sams world (we integrated), all the lifties are required to be super fuckin hot and wear those white fur bikinis with white fur hats, and girls always have to have good posture too

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
^THAT MY FRIENDS IS THE GREATEST IDEA YET!

and we wouldhave a unlimited supply of tacos. cuz my and alex like tacos

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700
 
i would be a bird, and then i could fly

Proud Canadian and PE owner!

Camp of Champions Session E 2003
 
two words my friend amish paridise sept witht phones and skis boo yeah !

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could there be tv's in the ski goggles too? In my perfect world it would be like 70 degrees but the snow would be like its 7 degrees. There would be tons of ski hills all over and lift lines would be really short. There would be tons of sweet golf courses that my friends and I could play for free year round. The skiing would be year round too. I'd also wear a crown because I created this perfect world and crowns are badass. Then all the hot girls would where bikinis and all the ugly girls would run on treadmills to generate power for the world. They could only stop when they lost enough weight to be hot or they die.

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oh, and on me and alex's world, we would have really hot french maids in skimpy dresses

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/1700

Subject of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club
 
all of the above...except snow would freeze at like 15 degrees celsius. thats a comfortable temperature and we'd still have snow.

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Id Kill you for being fat.. cuz fat ppl are ugly

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youre a bitch ^

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it would be a ha-uuuggge mountain with crazy cliffs, deep-ass pow, a giant pipe, the best park ever, sik mountain biking, hot punker chicks (that would go out with me), constant punk rock blasting (no emo-it sucks), a skate park to suit my level of riding(i absolutely suk), and everything i want at my command

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in my world the fat people would be on top..........on the skinny shit's head

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