If you had a million dollars.............

I'd buy a house, a car, a few sets of skis and then pay for my university fees with the rest of it. why? because I can. haha, yeah, nice. wikkid.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
DONATE IT ALL TO NEWSCHOOLERS.COM!

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'Have you been borne yet & are you alive?

Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages.'

- Jim Morrison, 'An American Prayer'

 
Invest it and continue working for now, because a million dollars isn't that much anymore. Might spend a little, but yah, invest it fast so it grows much larger.

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~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
id buy a chalet at close to whistler, skis and a sweet ride, then the rest would go into stocks

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-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
 
Id buy a jet, fly out to Tanner, we 'fall' in love. and then get married, and oh i'd buy some skis, new red ski pants, and a new silver helmet, and some new goggles (even though i like mine), yea and id probbaly go live in whistler for a couple months.

 
id buy my own person. doesnt matter how much it costs...

Mitch: *Takes Piot's Pillow*

Piot: 'Give it back you fat barrel of monkey spunk'

 
id buy a hover craft...hover over to tanner hall..and kick his fucking ass

then id buy NS.com put matt harvey into an early retirement on the best ski mountain on the world..id stock his new home with women beer trampolines skis and beef jerky....and tanner hall would be his personal slave/chef/servant/maid/

we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of mike nick or jason levinthal
 
i would first pay Matt Clausen of the infamous CML to make a new skiing website that would kick NS's ass

then i would buy a house in Mammoth.. slopeside. then i would buy a house in somewhere tropical... somewhere where herb is legal and plentifull..

then i would put the rest into a bank account and save it so that i never had to worry about money.

i would ski everyday of the year with no worries but progression and puffing.

peace dmb...niggas

'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
 
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you furniture for your house

(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)

If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I Had $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard.

If I Had $1000000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.

If I Had $1000000 Maybe we could put a frige in there somwhere.

We could go up there whenever we wanted. We could get something to eat maybe

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy bones)

If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store

If I Had $1000000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

If I Had $1000000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.

But we would. But of course we would, it's a very tasty treat for the whole family.

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you a green dress

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000

If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000

If I Had $1000000

I'd be rich.

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
but wait..id move to mammoth build a huge house in the park..and my roof would be a huge jump... and my porch and deck would be the rails

and i would have a painted picture of me put there in a huge sign and i would call it park a kiss my white ass

we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of mike nick or jason levinthal
 
i'd buy sarah burke and kristi leskinen to be my slaves. then i'd buy a place at whis, because they wouldn't need to be paid, they'd just come along voluntarily.

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You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.
 
if i had a million buck id probably give half to my parents for putting up with me....the other half i would buy a volkwagen van, a bunch of skis, and lots of digital video camera gear and some more 35mm camera gear. and then just save the rest...mabey buy a house...or a cabin in the woods....

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
oh yeah my house would have a big and rail infront of it and there would be stair leading down to the door so in the morning when i go skiing i just slap on the skis on top of the stairs and slide down and out the door and then do the 30 step kinked hand rail 270 out and then ski to lifts...

oh yeah my house would be under a jump so people would have to jump over it..

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
spend sbout 2 grand, then invest the rest maybe give 8 gand more if i know anybody with money problems.

~~~Dope Degenerate Donationg Dude~~~

Marge: Homer, stop picking at it.

Homer (with donut head): Oh, but I'm so sweet and tasty. Well, time to go to work.

Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.

[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside]

Wiggum: Don't worry, boys. He's gotta come outta there sometime.
 
Oh yeah i'd donate a bunch to this website...like alot...

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
if i had a mill. id buy my dream house in the rockies pay off my university expenses, pay for 2 future childrens university costs and then id put it in the bank, oh id buy myself and my husband a vechile each.. and id still work full time

You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.

You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
I would file for bankrupcy before I get my million so I could actually see some of that money.

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Vote rebel!
 
i'd buy skis and shit adn stuff to play w/....i'd save most of it, i'd probably get a car and some cool shit to play w/....but then like after college and stuff i'd give some to my parents and then buy a giant house and have my friends stay all the time

newschoolers.tripod.com
 
I'd buy as much red bull as possible and just baisicly drink it like water.

SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
 
I'd buy a resort... make the top half big mountain... then the bottom would be all jibbin....

oh and I'd buy you... yeah... you heard me.

MD... Dain bramaged.
 
I'd give some of it away to other people, then buy a beautiful house on the shores of Sydney harbour, pay for uni, take a big trip around the world, and after doing all of that I think I'd be broke!

* The freedom train arrives 15/11/02 *
 
id buy a small house in Mammoth right by the mtn. id bring some of my buds with me and buy them houses too. then id buy skis and clothes. then id buy a company and make ski clothes. the rest would be invested in shit.

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'Death might be really great, so don't worry about it.' ~Flea
 
Buy a house in Wanaka, charter a helicopter for a few weeks for PhattTim and any other NS NZ'ers, buy an Evo 7 (mmm ski feild access roads), and buy a pair of skis for each disiplin (spelt that wrong..) in skiing... park, big mtn, moguls, carving.

Oh, and get Anna Kornikova to be my bitch

What gravity?
 
'If I had a million dollars I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the world into alcoholics...If I had a million bucks it still wouldnt be enough cause I'd still be out robbing all the trucks' Eminem

Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
 
if i had a million dollars, i would invest it, wait until i had about 50 mill, then i would buy brad pitt, build him a house somewhere in mexico, cryo freeze him until i was about 17......

Education: The progressive realization of our ignorance.
 
haha, for all of you that think that they can buy a slopeside house at whislter for a million dollars its not possible. A million dollars can go pretty damm fast

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
i would buy a house in whistler, pay for all of my university education and then buy three pairs of skis a house in california, a surf board and then build two huge vert-ramps, one in my house in cali and one in whistler. if there´s enough money left i´d by a small plane and learn to skydive.

then i would donate the rest to a random person on the street just to see their reaction, i think it would be actually kinda hard to give em away like that.

 
oh yeah in my house the basement would be a skatepark...and outside would be a massive tramp built into the ground and then i would have a swimming pool with diving boards out there too...

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
you idiots, i would prolly take out enough to help me through college, not completely though, but invest the rest, a million isnt alot, if you invest that money now 20 years later you wont need to have a job anymore, its worth it

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
um a million dolars isn't that much money.

I would buy a shitty litle house out here in whis, and invest the rest and see how long I can last before I go broke. yep.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
i would buy new skis and ski shit like pants and jacket and such... and then go buy some clothes.. and then buy a house near whistler and ski....

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later..EMILIE

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www.appskimtn.com
 
I'd put aside a couple thousand to pay for the NS server, put a couple thousand into fixing up my car (as in replacing old parts)... then I'd invest the rest in mutual funds and live off the interest.

Matt

 
if i had a million dollars....id buy a new face

Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?

some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
 
Invest, weed, bongs, etc.

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Ham: 'So...this is that 'fire' I've heard so much about. I never thought it could be so beautiful...'

Jay: 'Ham, your shirt's on fire.'
 
Oh, donate to finding cures for cancer, aids, etc.. We seriously have to cure some of this shit.

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Ham: 'So...this is that 'fire' I've heard so much about. I never thought it could be so beautiful...'

Jay: 'Ham, your shirt's on fire.'
 
I guess I would buy a reasonable car (maybe a WRX or something), pay for my university (and my girlfriend's too), buy a lot of camera gear and invest the rest for the future.

 
i'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while i'm on the john

'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
 
i'd blow my money on a motor home and a pro air nautique,travel around north america touring strip clubs, skiing, and wakeboarding.

'Defining style is impossible. It's just the way a person makes tricks look cool.'--JF
 
I would buy myself a new car... Subaru WRX, of course it would be fully loaded. I would buy a cheap condo up at Sunday River that is slopeside, that's about another $50 grand, then I would simply have my father invest all of the money. He sells mutual funds & is a financial god.

ozskier.com

'Skiing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.'
 
And ohh yeah, let's not forget the dual GHZ G4 with the DV Studio Display and dvd burner & a new Canon XL1s dv cam. If I had that rig i could give some film companies a run for their money.

ozskier.com

'Skiing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.'
 
haha, i would spend my money on a big car like a yukon denali, and just borrow my familys pro air nautique. but i would pimp it out, get some fat sakcs, board racks, sound system, boards, stuff like that, skis, boots, all that, new computer, invest, and go to college for money management or someting.

~Tom
 
skunk, people have donated WAY over a million dollars trying to cure cancer and aids and we are a ways from it still.

'Im a rageoholic, Im addicted to rageohol!' -Homer
 
I would by an 17 foot Avon. I would by a VW bus and some skis. Then I would live off Grand Slams at Dennys, Yeah only 2.99!

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Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
I think I am with Muldoon on this one.... I suck at wake boarding though - but what ever.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
i would buy every pair of twins, tons of downhill and trials bikes, dirtbikes, liquor, nice cars, a killer monster truck, and condos at ski hills around the world...........and id buy a really hot girlfriend............well, scratch that, i'll just pick up one....

The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

 
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