If You Had 3 Wishes

[Ron_Jeremy]

So if Ron Jeremy the genie granted you 3 wishes, what would you wish for? No wishing for 3 more wishes. Go!!

 

[fresh_prince]

4 more wishes

 

[Mr.softcookie]

shit you got me

 

[Bateman]

1. eternal wishes.

2. i wish that nser fresh_prince loses all his wishes and ability to wish for more wishes

3. i wish for a barrier that blocks me from wishes like my last wish

 

[Spagett+]

1. I wish I had the length of Ron Jeremy's peen

2. I wish I had the girth of Ron Jeremy's peen

3. I wish my dad was Ron Jeremy

 

[robbinJAHood]

never get old, be happy for eternity, able to ski forever

 

[SFB]

1. be able to create hilarious fresh spicy internet memes on the spot anywhere anytime

2.?????

3.?????

 

[GayWolf420]

1. be able to create hilarious fresh spicy internet memes on the spot anywhere anytime

2.?????

3.?????

funny, I expected you to spend your wishes on weight loss surgery cuz ur a fatass

 

[Bateman]

funny, I expected you to spend your wishes on weight loss surgery cuz ur a fatass

Thats wish #2 and 3, he just doesn't know how half of those words are spelled.

 

[S.J.W]

Be able to land any trick.

End poverty.

Marry Emma Watson/Stone. Watson seems like a cool wife but would probably want me to do weird shit like read or something. Emma Stone is just awesome

 

[Toaster-Tony]

Be able to land any trick.

End poverty.

Marry Emma Watson/Stone. Watson seems like a cool wife but would probably want me to do weird shit like read or something. Emma Stone is just awesome

Agreed. Fuck reading.