If you had 3 wishes

beer.

beer.

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1. jedi powers

2. to be singer of a very successful, awesome band

3. this is the most important--any person who is plotting to kill massive amounts of innocents, for any reason, by bomb or shooting spree or by genetically engineering a virus, would disappear, and no people like this would ever be born again
 
im bad at this can never decide. i wish i had all the transformers though, like the kid in the movie, and his girl. and i like your 3rd one.
 
Pretty much like 200billion dollars would get me everything I needed. Which would include a 1998 Supra, actually make that like 10 Supras. 1 stock one. 1 with like 1200hp. Then like, 100hp incraments in between. And some huge houses.

Then maybe the ability to fly, cuz that's awesome

Then, the ability to fly out into space realllllllyyyyyyyy fast and far. Then I could fly all around the universe nad see stuff no ones ever saw before and maybe find life. Or who knows. Just find whatever the fuck is out there! Maybe were in some giant creature's marble.
 
but you only have 3 wishes, so even if you wish for more, it wont happen, because you only could ever have 3.

you guys need to think bigger. with my jedi powers I can use the force to get people to do whatever I want. just a wave of the hand and "you want me to tittyfuck you" or "sign over the deed to whistler" and its mine. and if that doesnt work, maybe a little friendly choking will convince them.

anyways I changed my mind

1. I can live as long as I want, nothing can kill me unless I want it to

2. ability to shapeshift into anyone

3. for a stable future, i.e. no global warming, overpopulation, pollution, terrorism, depression
 
1. the ability to control time. (go back and change things.. that sort of thing) and of course having a safety device so that if i were killed (and i dont mean naturally dying of old age) time would automatically go back so that i could prevent the death. after all, what good what controlling time be if i were killed and then couldn't do anything about it.

wouldn't really need anything else, because you could get rich, famous, whatever you want if you could keep going back in time and changing your life. you'd always get perfect on tests and never fuck up auditions or anything like that. and with the other two wishes, i'd probably just choose to be in peak physical condition (health, strength, fitness, etc) and then just insanely smart.. like a super computer.
 
1. Complete world peace

2. For there to be no homeless and poor people

3. More wishes so I can do more good for the world

 
if someone asked this question and said you can't ask for more wishes, I'd ask to be an all-powerfull being. That way I can do anything, making wishes useless.
 
well i i had the unlimited wishes.... but anyways

1- i cant get hurt. no matter what no broken bones no shinbang nothing i can still die of old age

2- unlimited money

3- sorry to sound cliche but world peace/cure diseases or something like that
 
yeah thatd be my one wish if i only had one

if i had 3?, read on (i was really bored one day)

one thing thats been kicking around in my head for a very long time is the genie thing: what would you do with your 3 wishes?

for literally years, ive wanted my 1st wish to be the power to control

time - not just travel through it, but to be able to speed up, slow

down, go forward, back, stop it, whatever.

only this year did a solid wish #2 present itself: flawless

communication. this means whatever i think comes out exactly how i

intended it, wether this is voice, drawn, written, music - whatever.

itd also rid my life of ambiguity.

however, only last night did i come across a worthy 3rd wish - whatever

the damn hell i wanted. combining the first 2 wishes of perfect

communication and time control, i could perfectly describe this 3rd

wish, even down to being able to change my entire reality.

so heres the wishes and the order in which i'd make em

WISH 1

perfect expression

i would wish that no matter what was going on in my mind, i could

convert it flawlessly to any medium. this could mean thinking up a tune

and being able to play it on whatever instrument, to being able to draw

something exactly as you pictured it in your head, to being able to

tell someone exactly what you think/feel without clumbsy ambiguity or

misconstrued messages.

the reason why this'd be the first wish is so that i can then describe

the other wishes in the agonising detail required to avoid any of those

tricky traps and loopholes and crap that are rife in most

genie/leprechaun/selling your soul to the devil/tom cruise stories.

WISH 2

control time

so, time travel - pretty neat huh? no. no it is not. time travel both

sucks and blows, what with that whole butterfly effect/messing up

timelines/space-time continum fuckups. no, what i want is the ability

to control time, like the universe is a tape that can be paused,

rewound, sped up, slowed down, whatever (and for the purposes of this

fantasy, time is linear enough, ok?)

now the main reasoning behind this wish is it provides an excellent

opportunity to live life without fear or regret. scared about screwing

swomething up or doing something that could result in grevous bodily

harm? no biggie, just rewind and take another shot at it.

this fantasy was actually borne out of my skiing obsession - with an

ability to rewind, i could try the most amazing outrageous shit without

fear of long term injury - if i buggered up itd only be for as long as

it took me to get time to rewind itself. also, slowing down time would

give you sweet reflexes and spacial awareness - trees/bumps anyone??

connected to the skiing thing, being able to rewind time would be real

handy for income generation - knowing the lotto results before they

happen greatly increases the odds of winning (btw - $30 million on a

6.5% term deposit makes about $2mil/yr before tax - i could live with

that for you know, eternity.

now, one of the most important stipulations id put into this whish (and

that id be able to describe properly thanks to our good friend wish #1)

is that like a tape, if you see it happen, then rewind it, you already

know whats going to happen. this is to say, whilst the rest of

existance rewinds, my mind still contains the same amount of

information as it did before i hit "
 
first off i'd probably wish to eliminate 99% or so of the human population

then probably time travel and flying or something
 
^ props homie, you put some ridiculous effort into that. i think we share opinions on the 'control time' wish. it'd be fuckin righteous.
 
Yea well it's what I want right this second. Sure I would love ungodly amounts of money, but I would eventually buy those things.
 
i wish i could fly

i wish i could be halla good at snowboarding and make enough

i wish i had enough money so all i need to worry about is snowboarding

 
1. Bionic body

2. Mysterious source of income that allows me to live in my car going wherever I want.

3. 3 more wishes for social causes.
 
1. Get accepted into Paramedics next year

2. Super Saiyan powers

3. The ability to read a book of any size in 10 seconds
 
have unlimited amounts of skis with fks bindiings all ready.

ski pass to everywhre in world.

poontang.
 
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