If you had $20

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(American) What Would you buy? Because i have a $20 gift certificate for amazon.com but what to purchase, i don't know...i'd prefer it be under 20 so i don't have to use much money. But i need ideas

 
a tantric book

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
^ yea im going to agree with lateralis...or a book on serial killers.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
so they sell ski movies on amazon.com?

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
or a book on how to become a successful serial killer

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
eggsactly.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
yes they sell ski movies, but i have better sources for obtaining those, i wouldn't mind something for my ps2, but i am still drawing blanks

 
i say a sex book, you cant go wrong if it tells you everything you need to know to please a woman that is....unless your gay

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
isnt it?

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
Buy porn and use it as backup. That way if you have no power or your computer breaks you won't be left stranded.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
Just explain to them that it's backup porn. They should understand. Trust me. They'll just be glad that you're straight... oh wait, maybe that's my parents. Whatever.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
Go find homeless people and pertend to give them a 20 and after you run away burn it.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
it's an online gift certificate for amazon.com which i think i stated before....so i need amazon.com obatinable items

 
sell it to someone else, like your mom and get 20 in cash, then buy a couple tabs of acid, or some schwag, or some schrooms. I mean the main point is that you should buy drugs with it. Acid's probably your best bet though, most bang for your buck, and it only fucks up your spine a little. God I wish I had some acid right now....., you should buy me some acid.

 
give it to my stupid junkie ass neighbor so he could get his fix for an hour, and then worry that he was gonna steal my doormat in order to buy his next shot.

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save it for when you dont get your girlfrined anything, and she gives you your anniversary present. and then you can pull it out and be like ya, i didnt know what to get you so i just got you this gift certificate. score. remember , o-r-g-y, whats that spell? TEAMWORK

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
sex for dummies

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers
 
sex book!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
once again NS.com never fails to impress me with countless ideas for sex and drugs...i love this community

 
Yes i know how about some ACID the best stuff

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding
 
sell it to some one for 20 and if cant get 20 sell it for 15 and donate it to NS.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
u can buy a hooker for like 10 minutes!!!!!

people who have itchy bums wake up with smelly fingers.
 
find a nice couplde who have hda the unfortunate experiance of berthing a mature Harliquin Fetus, then trade them straight up for it. Next take the scaled baby and SHOVE HIM UP YOUR ASS, ITS YOUR MONEY BUY WHAT YOU WANT, DONT ASK A BUNCH OF COCKEY FAGS HOW TO SPEND YOUR MONEY.

HOES - THE 'NEW' WHORE.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

COC session E

'crowns are badass' - Itsbackfliptime

SMRCCSMFD
 
when i saw the name big_white_hucker i laughed but then i realised that your probially from kelowna ...........................

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
hey! how'd you guess! i AM from kelowna. you must be a psychic!!!

people who have itchy bums wake up with smelly fingers.
 
^your from kelowna? thats fuckin awesome...i have a t-shirt from there that my dad picked up when he was fishing kelowna

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proud member of the KPP

and soon to be a member of the ANP

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMMING AGAIN THIS WINTER BABY!!!!REPRESENT
 
Has anyone said porn yet? Yeah. Porn. Backup porn.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
hahahah^

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
I would donate it to Newschoolers

you hear that Harvey^

Matt

'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'

- Governor George W. Bush

'I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada'-Britney Spears
 
'get some ass'?

Its a inside joke between Harvey and I

Matt

'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'

- Governor George W. Bush

'I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada'-Britney Spears
 
i agree with the guy who said bust it out as an aniversary present to your girlfriend when you forget... that is a good idea... i also like sam's idea

4FRNT.

Thugged out since cub scouts.
 
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