If you got hit by a bus.

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Phrosty

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How many people would truly care?

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I would say my family, 3 plus grandparents 2 and maybe my 4 best friends or 5. So Id say 10 people would be deeply affected by it. Maybe less, Im not sure. Fun to think about.

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I think if it actually killed me, most of my friends would care (I dunno how many that is), and my family would care. Of course, NS would miss me too. haha. If it only injured me, then I'd say that a few of my closer friends (maybe 4 or 5 ppl) would come and visit me, and my family (with an exception of my brother who tries to strangle and kill me anyways..) But honestly, the girl I ski and wakeboard with, one of my best friends was like 'Newberg isn't that far away' when I told her I was probably going to be moving like 1hr away. So, I wouldn't know.

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haha some kid a while ago decided it would be a good idea to put on visene on the transcanada highway, and got hit by an escalade going 100 km/h. so he gets up and tries to convince his friends hes gonna be alright, they dont have any of it, he gets airlifted into calgary, and comes to school the next day with cuts and bruises. no joke, it was fucked

 
If I got hit by a bus today, I'd want some people to feel sad, and others to feel sadly guilty.

I was thinking about it the other day, and it's kind of depressing that I actually think that way.

 
shortskichick the last lien of your post has my confused greatly

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I was saying, if she wouldn't really care if I moved, then would she care if I got hit by a bus?

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all the people that would normally be caring would probably just laugh and think it was funny...then they would come over and kick my dead rotting corpse around until it fell apart, then they would light it on fire and leave me there to burn in hell

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about 4 maybe 4.5 since my dog doenst count as a whole person, for one, since they are a dog, two, he only has 3 legs

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i've already been hit by a bus...but it wasn't moving very fast..i asked some people at school if they would care som guy said that he would be driving the bus...but besides that a whole bunch of people would miss me

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lots of people would care

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jono..what happened with visine?

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no one.... im a loner wid a boner

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

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people wold jus laugh at whoever told them that i got hit...essentially laughing at me

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i think a lot of people at school would cry if I died. Not because they were my friends but just because girls do that. Like 5 kids have died at my school in the last few years and it seems like everyone is crying whether they knew them or not.

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girls....

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

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Five0 - kid stops in middle of high way. decides to put on visene. gets hit by escalade

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oh wow...i thought the kid stops in the middle of a highway...puts on vaseline and gets hit by an escalde....

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yeah that was what happened, but it was visene, not vaseline

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aw, my kitty had leukemia =(

That made me sad...

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one of my good friends got hit by a bus, but we just laughed at him, and then all agreed that it sucked he got hit.

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it really depends if it killed you or not...

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last year a bus made an extra wide turn and came over top of the sidewalk and ran into my knee...it hurt like hell. and people laughed at me. shows how much they care...

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well i swear to god this is what i was thinking..he stops puts on vaseline and got hit but just slip with the truck so he didnt get hurt

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a know someone that got hit by a bus...she was just standing on the street corner and the bus came up behind her, really close to the curb and the side view mirror hit her in the head...didn't even see it coming...one of the worst ways to die for sure...she had so much ahead of her too, sad.

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alpentalik...that's really sad!

When I think of getting hit by a bus, I think of that movie, Final Destination, cause one of the girls gets killed by a bus...

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people would pretend to care, then talk about themselves because everyone i know are a bunch of fucking self centered bitches who only think about themselves

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Brody

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well, if i got hit by a bus, the only person that would actually give a damn, would be me and my lawyer, i would sue the pants off the school! i would say in my statement that i smelled booze on the drivers breath when go out and peeped my lifeless body

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one time my friend was leaving on the last day of school- and in tha parking lot walkin backwards and i siad to him HEY GREG! DONT WALK INTO THAT CAR BACKING OUT BEHIND YOU! and he laughed thinkin i was jokin- turned around- and slammed into the side of a van- i lauhed

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dont jump in front of a bus...become anorexic like me..and if u do it long enough you'll die and someone will find your lifeless body with no weight because your muscles and fat and organs were eaten

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some kid ran into my bus and got the driver fired. Now we have a witch up in that front seat.

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death dosn't scare me as much as being paralyzed. death comes for all of us eventually, after all, we were all born to die

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and i think that it would only effect my parents in the long term. everyone else would probably get over it

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^^'we were all born to die' thats a nice way to put it

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yah, dying isn't too cool.....and i dont think its on my top 10 things to do before i'm 20

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umm.. its not really a person..

but i think my frig might miss me a lot

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