if you could, would you?

cj

cj

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give yourself head?

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//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
yepp. I woudl try it. It would probably not be worth it, too annoying.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
okk,,, really.. in 7th grade i did

its out............... i never meant to tell any one..... hers how i see it. you give your self a handjob..................................... do i need say any more...

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proud member of the telestar6 hate squad
 
fuck yeaa, havent yall seen the SNL skit with will farrell at the yoga place...........

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

 
well when you thing about it, would u give another buy a handjob, no, and beating off is straight, so giving urself head technically isnt wrong, but the real question is, would you swallow

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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
i've seen ron jeremy do it in a porno bloopers movie. so it can't be wrong, right?

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
i probably wouldnt, just because even though it would feel good, you gotta remember you got a cock in your mouth. ill let a girlie take care of that.

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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]
 
i dont think i can bend like that. nope, nope i cant.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
yeah ited probably get pretty annoying having your back and neck all crouched over. but wasn't there a guy who like removed 4 of his ribs so he could give himself head?

 
of course i would, in the words of jimmy pop ' if i could do it myself id never leave the house'

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
sure i would try it. and no i dont think i would swallow. thats recycling going too far.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
according to a statistic, like 80% of young kids have tried to give themselves head.

I remember when i first started jacking off, i tried it. But, dude, i was like 12!!! Sure its a confusing time, or what not, but i still feel really sick just thinkn about it.

in the allegory of life, i dislike what you represent.
 
i can't do it...... and i dont think i would if i could...it would taste like shit and yaaaaa...its just somethin that i would rather have a chick doin

 
why would you rather a chick? if it was completely dark and you were fucken hammered and some gay guy just started giving you head, would you know the difference?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
probably not at the moment.....but then when i realized wat happened i would be seriously scared for life

 
so this one time when my uncle was wasted he starts telling me his theorys of life, so he starts off 'Now boys, the only reason that you need to go to college is to get some head.' and we all looked at him like he was crazy and he goes 'now, look at dogs, the sit around all day long lickin their balls and thats why dogs dont have to work. Now the only reason that the human race has to work is to get some head.'

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
Definatly. i guess its kinda like, its better when i masturbate rather than a guy try so maybe its better if i give myself head...

I dont want a large Farva!
 
if you could lick your own snatch i will, at this very moment go buy a plane ticker to where ever it is you live and fuck you in the ass while you munch on yourself

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
sucking ureself off is easier when u have a long dick.

in the allegory of life, i dislike what you represent.
 
umm... yea?

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

 
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha^

he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.

- linemaverick540

je suis un pizza(I am a pizza)

avec du fromage(with cheese)

je mange le petit chevre(I eat little goats)

avec le pepperoni(with pepperoni)

 
im trying right now

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Basically, you have to fly planes into buildings before anyone listens to you these days. - Jib_This
 
No.

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-PhattTim

 
lateralis just won the best post in the universe HOLY SHIT...... wow. my mom read that and she screamed and slapped me for readign dirty things

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proud member of the telestar6 hate squad
 
really you think its better by dooing it your self. but the thing is,., girls can get the neck angles in it.. and besides....... it was 7th grade.. you coudl easly have fucked a pig in 7th grade and is cool cause its 7th grade

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proud member of the telestar6 hate squad
 
i'd feel to homosexual having a dick in my mouth, even though it would be mine

-Nick

I have a problem solver, his name is revolver

Everything i say is a lie......except that.....and that
 
if i was black i think id be able to

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
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