if you could stab one person with a spork..

^The Lepricon from the simpsons... Are you Ralph???

Burn the House down ralph, Burn them ALL!!!!!

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
wouldnt a spork be innefective at stabbing? i mean i realize it is a significant artifact here on NS, but a fork would be way more effecient when it comes to stabbing in the head.

Joel
 
i'd stab myself so i could end this miserable summer once and for all

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war
 
i have a metal spork in my kitchen, i use it all the time. i even sharpened one side of it so now it is a spoon, fork, and knife, all in one. yay for me

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
spoon fork and knife all in one? wouldnt that cause some problems when you put it in your mouth? like slicing problems?

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
i'd think you'd just have to be careful... damn i think i'm guna get a metal saw and make a spork from a spoon... then i'll stab Bob Saget.

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
id stab jon stamos, why does he get rebecca?

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Harvey

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'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*

'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew

'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal

'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE

'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick

 
Come on now, why hasn't anyone said Jane Fonda yet? I'd stab her in a second.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
who's Jane Fonda?

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*C*O*U*R*T*N*E*Y*

The King of Rock, what?

Can be my hobby and job

And when I come and bring the ruckus

suckers duck and then dodge
 
She's that lady who made all those exercise videos in the 80s. She also tried to be an actress. God, she was horrible.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
haha oh

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*C*O*U*R*T*N*E*Y*

The King of Rock, what?

Can be my hobby and job

And when I come and bring the ruckus

suckers duck and then dodge
 
yea, she spread ant-american propaganda all throughout vietnam encouraging them all to become vietcong and fight against america. But she just wanted peace...

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
after first blood id go crazy and end up stabbing like most people that piss my off....

Officially Unable To Spell

MidWest Is The Shit

Fuck The Ghetto

 
krongos, i always wondered that too, i thought he was such a fag, with all his leather and shit, i wanted rebecca, i wanted her!!!!

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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
 
half the kids at my school

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer
 
50 cent. No specific reason other than that he's been shot in the face, but he hasn't yet been stabbed. And he can't be truly ghetto until he's been stabbed. So, yeah, 50 cent, so I could help him be ghetto. He could be all like 'look, i got stabbed, it's my birfday, i'm gonna go to da club and get a band-aid.' Yep.

-Teddy

Member of the Being in a Club Club
 
rebecca come back!!!!!!!!

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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
 
East Coast Pride... thats hilarious... but yeah, like chris rock says... anyone can shot a gun from across the room, but it takes a man to STAB!

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
ANNA NICOLE SMITH

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
i would stab that lepricon to. or that voice in my head that tells me to kill. you just have to cover it up with something else.lalallalalala im not hearing you

i like to burn things

i can do a summersault
 
i would wait until a telemarketer called me and i would keep him on the libe and walk over ot his office and stab him in the spork noodle.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
^^^^pure genius

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer

i swear to god i didnt do it
 
Mosely or Gallant.

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^Rowen^

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

'Keanu Reeves, why dont you pick a catergory?'

'I shall choose balloons for 400 please.'

'Thats not a catergory!'

'My mistake, I shall choose Balloons for 600 please.'

Name the three words in the english language that have one letter repeated six (6) times. Get it right, message me, and get on the list.

The List:
 
ROSIE O'DONNEL. Teddy, that is hilarious, gonna go get a band-aid, hahahahahha

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
hahahahhaa teddy

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*C*O*U*R*T*N*E*Y*

The King of Rock, what?

Can be my hobby and job

And when I come and bring the ruckus

suckers duck and then dodge
 
HAHA, kevin. That fight was so funny in the lunchroom. We'll get him this summer. Make sure I'm there when u kick his ass.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
i'd spork...the little girl on those welches commercials...she pisses the hell outta me...

I'd be sure to make it 'nice and slow'

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

skihood.com
 
haha

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
I'd stab some random, small, infantile child in the face...then steal his candy, because I'm mean like that.

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'What the shit-fuck' - Stupid chinese kid.

Proud owner of 2001-2002 Line 1260's

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.

'Do you think people would make fun of me at Mt. Hood if I took snowlerblades there?' - Moron
 
kermit the frog-it would just be some funny shit

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save a tree: stop making report cards

dont dink and drive- you might spill your beer

i swear to god i didnt do it
 
id stab myself

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
id probably stab ja rule, then take all of his money and his nice cars

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
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