If you could punch one historical figure square in the nuts

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or give them a straight shot to the baby-maker, who would you choose and why?

I would choose to punch Sarah Palin's mother directly in the womb.

I am so sick of this bitch, that I would travel back in time and punch her mom in the ovaries or her dad in the nuts before she could be birthed and her evil seed be spread upon this Earth.

 
If Christopher Columbis was on NS he'd be some kid claiming 10 Jiberish outfits and shit.Blowgun quickscope that bitch from the shore as he's rollin up
 
I could punch Sarah Palin in the womb, but that wouldn't prevent her from being born.

I want my punch to mean something, like a future with no Sarah Palin!

 
che guevara, just for inspiring a generation of COOL REBELLIOUS YARRRR FIGHT THE SYSTEM IM AN ANARCHIST THERE IS NO GOD FUCK AUTHORITY GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD IM AN ADULT STOP CONTROLLING ME BUT GIVE ME MONEY FOR THE MOVIES AND LET ME BORROW THE CAR AND BUY ME EXPENSIVE MATERIAL ITEMS FOR CHRISTMAS BUT STAY OUT OF MY LIFE CAUSE I HATE YOU kids
 
abe lincoln because hes really tall and I bet he had a big dick that would be perfect for punching
 
You just went from 0 to 10 karma points ha ha yes. I would do all of the same. Plus Earnest Fucking Che Guevara was not the nicest person cough killing his own people cough.
 
Be careful he fucked the shit out of bears, one time I heard he killed sensei in in dual and he never said why. Watch out, He'll kick you apart.

On topic: I would falcon punch Lindon B. Johnson straight in the nuts.
 
Isn't she saying that after the Russians launched Sputnik, that they didn't get that far advanced....So she's saying that we don't want a sputnik moment we want an even more revolutionary moment
 
Nope....

Barack was saying when we realized that the USSR beat us to space with Sputnik, it was the final kick in the pants we needed to drive innovation and get us to the moon.

She's just incapable of seeing anything the man says as positive.
 
Harry J Anslinger for spreading bullshit like this back in the 1930's:

“How many murders, suicides, robberies, criminal assaults, holdups, burglaries and deeds of maniacal insanity it causes each year, especially among the young, can only be conjectured… No one knows, when he places a marijuana cigarette to his lips, whether he will become a joyous reveller in a musical heaven, a mad insensate, a calm philosopher, or a murderer…”
 
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