If you could have any girl who would it be?

it wouldn't be a celebrity. i don't want photos of my ass on the E! every week, or rumours about what positions we fuck in or that i accidentally peed in her butt or she shat all over me

 
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yeah, he could prolly jerk you off in the woods with your buddies.

sorry dude, but you walked right into that one.

MEGAN FOX
 
Mrs. Patterson, My Anatomy Teacher who got a boob job last year. So Hawt! Of coarse the fact that she is my teacher and that my image of this happening is of course on her desk makes it so much greater.
 
You had to pick the worst picture of her, huh? Here is a recent photo of her, and she's gorgeous. She's a naturally thin person, and while yes that picture shows her at a very unhealthy level, things change. She may have been going through a rough phase. I am not one to judge. She's simply elegant.

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my school won a contest and taylor was supposed to sing a song at an assembly. she showed up for 5 minutes then left with no song. fucking bitch.

but really

I would do so many things to Jennifer Aniston

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