I would choose Cheetoes so I could throw down in all Cheetoes® gear. Then after I stomp my shit in the comp I can go back to my super-mansion shaped like a giant orange Cheetoe and just eat Cheetoes and mac it with some hot bitches.
i'm surprised no one has said this but NS would be the best fucking sponsor. At least i hope the admins get a shitload of free hookups. Its like you wouldn't be tied down in a contract about what kind of boots, jackets, skis you wore, you could just do what feels good and still make your bills. Granted you wouldn't be anywhere near loaded but it would be the best fucking contract ever.