if you could change your name

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if you could change your name, what would your new name be? some of the greatest people ever have made up their names like mark twain and bob dylan.

-chris
 
anal sex, greatest name ever

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i think my name, harrison harb, is pretty cool

but if i were to change it, my porn name is Christian Timberline....middle name+first street you lived on

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i like my first name, chase

sooo

Chase Shady Bok;jadsfl

Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'

i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me

-Crazedskier1080
 
i'd change it to ace corgliati

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
or somthing with Clyde in it....Clyde Renton

....can you FEEL THE POWER?

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fuck ass shit cunt
 
so my porn name would be Charles Lost Lakes Trail. That doesnt work. My name would be Jerry Marley Page. hell yea.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

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nah renton is bad go with Clyde Drunkenmaster

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good one, derek

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

-Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters
 
i'd be Jimmy Bro Bastadavich and i'd have more ladies than you can count on a finger.

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*Official Skiier*

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky

 
well since im kind of jewish my name would have to become Christian, or it would be Rico Suave, or maybe Clyde N. Tusumthing

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-kevan
 
the Jerry is for jerry garcia

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
Mack Casterman, oh wait, that's allready my real name. hahahaha

'I won't be able to vote for like...four more years.' (18 year old Tanner Hall)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'It's too bad one piece suits are gay because they're really warm, and when you fall, they keep the snow out.' (Dean Cummings)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
oh man i wish my name was Mack

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-kevan
 
i wouldn't change my name...laura christine mcisaac...i'd might change my middle name to like 'Zarzanirella' or something equally made up.

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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.

Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
or u could shorten that middle name to Zars

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-kevan
 
i dont know, i think might change mine to Taylor St. James Caylor.

or Sir Jenna of TittyLand... Caylor

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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor

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zarzanzirella has a ring to it...like, i could sign cheques with that, and people wouldn't cash them, because they'd never come acrossanother name like zarzanzirella. it would save me money!

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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.

Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
i guess ur right,while we're on the subject im changing my name to Doozer and im leaving ns to live in a cave with the fraggles

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-kevan
 
Toby, and I wouldn't have no last name.

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
phill mike hunt

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'mad id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
 
Lancelot The Brave, And supilots name should be changed to Chastest Manin Tireworld. hahahhahahaahahahahhhahahahhahha

so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
 
my friend's cow's name is Doofer....but he's a cow...a stupid cow too.

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Unity through nationalism isn't unity- it's nazi.

Unity through shared pain and human struggle-that's unity.

 
well...right now my last name is already cool. i would just change my first name to chief. so i would be 'chief jeronimo' or i could change it to something cool like zippy twinkle. or maybe i would change my name to trogdor. then i would be cool.

.:JERONIMO:.

'mty nizzleQ!!!!!! mofo bitch ass punk bitch crystalo durinbkin YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mhewll mother fubnkin yea!!!11111'

-Derek (while extremely drunk)
 
martin snap

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-kevan
 
my name would be Parker N. Woods

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-kevan
 
i would be 'double fuck' or 'high north honey'.

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harvey, harvey, harvey. cant you see? sometimes your words just hypnotize me?

 
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