Oliver Shagnasty. Then I'd join the military to become Colonel Shagnasty (I think someone used that name in a prank i read about it on here awhile back)
i personally think he (pryor) is overated just a tad..... now purdues justin siller is underated... but whatever if my name was black it would be bill cosby......
I would change my name to paris hilton then commit suicide. That way the news would say paris hilton commit suicide. At least I could make a lot of people happy for a brief time.
probally id change it to something like tiger woods, orsomething sweet, drop my name everywere a restaurants adnshit get like insta reservations adn shit.