If you could be a professional athlete...

third string fieldgoal kicker or something on special teams...that way i could still get payed a nice amount and not have to risk killing myself. ooh and a skier? if i could get trips and free gear i wouldnt care if i was getting payed a lot lol. id live in a van
 
a skier, duhhhhorhockey (im trying to play D1 in college so its kind of my thing)orgolf (because as others stated its wicked chill and its sunny and nice)orsurfer (combination of skiing and golf assets)
 
Rally America Driver

WRC Driver

Formula 1 driver

Professional Wakeboarder or Waterskier

Professional Hitman

That about sums it up, I would either want to be on the water, or going fast in a car, I don't think I could be a pro skier, I love skiing but I couldn't do it year round, I love the summer too much to do that.
 
Either a skateboarder of Ryan Sheckler esque status (not personality), the dude gets paid. Or race supercross. but i think being a pro skier would be the shit if you make enough money on it and get set for life iwth companies, much like Rob Dyrdek with DC
 
but you could conceivably make a lot of money off of it though.

I wouldn't mind being a pro surfer either
 
well its the perfect job. you get half the year off, you never have to play, and you get paid a lot of money. you basically get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to sit on your ass.
 
if skiing was out of the picture i'd wanna be a pro chick mma fighter and just beat bitches up. i wouldnt have to worry about scaring dudes cuz im never getting married anyway. perfect.
 
definitely a pro mountain biker, i dunno about downhill, pretty scary stuff..but definitely xc or dirt jumping
 
skiing because its my favorite sport.

but if i actually liked golf a lot and was good at it probably golf cause they have the best lives... chill outside on a sunny day with your budsand make loads of money
 
HAHAHA i found that quite humourous. touche mike.

aside: im quoting on this guys quote that was quoting anothers guys quote...so i can quote while i quote?
 
Tennis Player, Formula 1 Driver, Premire League Soccer Player

HANDS DOWN

What do all these have in common? They have European supermodels lined up out the door wanting to bone them. C'mon guys....
 
Skier

Surfer

DH MTB

Moto/supercrosser

Rally Car racer

super truck/baja racer

...actually I just wish I was Travis Pastrana... he does everything and anything he wants and is incredible at it.

 
probably in skating, cause that one is a little more in reach.
But if we are talking about magically being pro in whatever we want, skiing or inlining.
 
bahahahahahaha and all you have to do is sit down and push pedals. payouts arent too shabby either, but id be bored as fuck. sitting in a car for 4 hours listening to the continuous reeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh of the motor??? not quite my thing...
 
Yeah right dude, driving 200 mph bumper to bumper would be "boring?".

Either way I'd probably want to be a professional MMA fighter in the UFC.
 
Oh yeah, I forgot F1.

So assuming it was any sport but skiing, it would probably be Formula 1, then soccer. But skiing tops the list.
 
They dont make a lot just yet, the most well known fighters like Chuck Liddel make $500k for a big fight. Most low key fighters make like 20-30k a fight.
 
not sure where you are getting 250mil per contract for soccer.

the highest ever was Beckham at about 50 mil i think. And that was to the LA Galaxy and only because americans seem to think beckham is the greatest soccer player to have ever lived.

I'd be a soccer player though. I think it would be perfect
 
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id be her so i can look at myself naked
 
Chuck probably pulls in a lot with sponsorships and shit though. And then a lot of big fighters have their own gyms, there's more money. Big John McCarthy's gym is in my town and he must make bank off that, so many fucking people go there. And he's not even a fighter.
 
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