If you are a guy

[Poikenz]

oh yes, how could I forget. I should probably just continue to lead a normal boring life so nothing bad happens to me when I die just to make sure that I don't mess up and accidentally do something wrong.

 

[Zimmerman]

I'djust love to be a woman for a day and whore around

 

[HKizzle]

ITT: Brilliance.

 

[HKizzle]

ITT: Brilliance.

 

[Mike-O]

Naw, I'd rather have a pig's orgasm.

 

[PON3]

welp its 1:01 AM and im super high. watching American Dad. and i can hear the people in the room next to me having sex and its keeping me from sleeping.

/fuck me.

 

[Mike-O]

Time to fap.

 

[assface]

and moan loudly

 

[timmi]

uhhm that sounds pretty gay dude.

 

[84891jnf92048]

lesbian whore

 

[jmason]

hahaha it would be awesome!

 

[qbehr]

naked sky diving

 

[Chubz.]

.

 

[Petey.]

I'd try to make myself squirt all day.

 

[t-rent]

the thing is, if i had a solid c or d cup, i would be ugly as shit, a real hairy dude with big tits? that doesnt add up, but if i could be a girl for a day? yea, as long as i was a hot lesbian and lessed out with other girls

 

[Alex_G]

gayest thread on NS to date...

 

[Alex_G]

actually not as gay as crooked boner's thread about jerking his friend off...gross

 

[Juice.Doctor]

Eww i never got to that one

 

[Alex_G]

be glad you didn't

 

[jibnut]

tits are the tits!

 

[vailsux.com]

One of the simple truths of our time. . .

 

[Stickity]

have you ever had a dream that when you wake up you're like 'that was fucking awesome' but 2 seconds later you're like 'doooooood... that was a dream '

yeah i had one of those last night

 

[7-3instacall]

right chameleon

 

[vailsux.com]

But Dewey, it gives you a boner! ! !

 

[E.FARR]

if you were a girl for a day you wouldnt whore yourself out?

 

[Thugly-Gnarskins]

if you were a girl.. would you want a dong that hits your knees for a couple hours.. (or even a guy lol)

 

[qbehr]

bumpp for boobs

 

[blah..]

Now the question is? How would our lives be changed after our mystical boobies disappear after their alloted hour or day or so?

 

[katalina]

this thread gave me some weird visuals...

 

[SeanTom]

you like it.