If ur poching a trail wat would u do run or talk if it met the ur pass

aha i hit some hoe snowboarder standing in the middle of the run.... said i was sorry then skiied away, buttered into switch i got 3 filthy ski patrols on my wang. couldent get away with my dry ass troubles. run as much as u can!
 
NO DON'T!!! If you say that you dont have a pass they will arrest you for theft of services. you cant be on the mountain with out a pass, so your better off just giving them it and waiting like a week to get it back.
 
if im still a lil while away from the lift totaly fuck ski patrol they take their job way to fucking seriously
 
well running never works because then they're like yo get this freestyle type skier with X clothing apparel and take his pass if you see him at the lifts

so I usually kill them
 
most of the time i can ski better than all the ski patrol so i can just point down just abouit anything and get away
 
no it's not. you're allowed to hike the mountain if you don't have a lift ticket, and if you take the lift, it's the lifties fault for not checking you, so they don't give a shit. you can just say you hiked it, or pretend that you had a ticket and lost it
 
now that i understand...

if im at the top of the hill just point em down, and if they maintain to stay with you till the bottom of the hill or have someone waiting take off the skis and run...they arent into that much work

so yeah
 
Well I dont do it, but I'd ski away. Its truly sad how shitty patrollers can ski. I dont think they know what it means to straightline, even going to an injury, they always carve. I've seen em comin down the bunny hill at an injury carving like mad.
 
i have run from cops before so running from the ski patrol doesnt seem like that big of a deal. i would like to see them try and catch me with my 189 vicious's. i try and break every law possible when i ski, i go fast in slow zones, i duck ropes everywhere. fuck it, it adds some flavor to skiing
 
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