if u only had 24 hours left to live what would you do ?

mattster

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ok lest say u ate a bomb and it was set to blow in 24 hours what would U do

id get on a plane and go to bc and ski land my first 360 yeah !

next id want to eat oreos till i barfed

and like an hour b4 i died i d go sky diving find a house wiht a pool and jump wiht out a parachute cause then there would be a corpse in there swimming pool

im fucked up

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go on someones trampoline and not take no for an answer also call these assholes who kicked me off their tramp and call them assholes...then ....well im not sure

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i'd get anally probed and get it out...it would suck but you gotta do what you gotta do. but why in the bloody hell would i eat a freaking bomb?

Joel
 
shit thats easy ski. i'd charter a flight up to whitsler get the 5 star hotel heas up for one day of skiing go fuckin huge in everything hold nothing back. at the end of the day throw the biggest fuck off party at the hotel and trash the shit outta the room.

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
if it was the bomb id get it...removed. If it were anything else id probably go to church first, ski second, and then probably stay with family and friends

'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!' - homer simpson
 
id jump off a building so id blow up in mid air, or maybe id go to afghanistan and go suicide bombing

they call me doctor love

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i would ski some pow then find some hot chicks to bang then go back out and ski the park. then after the mt closed, i would go back and bang some more chicks

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Not a part of their machine
 
i would go around grabbin all the hot girls i saw boobies. and then try and bone em and be like. hey, im sam, in need lovin cuz im fat and im about to die. so fuck me

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i would first of all get realy really stoned and then i would go skiing after skiing i would get really really trashed so when i blew up i wouldnt know what was going on oh yeah and find a really hot guy and uh.......

love yall bunches

whats doesnt kill ya only makes ya stronger except what doesnt

mouse

 
^how did i know you would get high?

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First I would say good bye to all my friends and family and tell everyone that I loved them. Then I would fly out to whistler with my best friend and ride my like there's no tomorrow (pun intended). Then I would lose my virginity (in the snow), then smoke up for the first time, then get super trashed.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
 
i would go find Eddie Spaghetti and shoot junk with him. then shoot myself before that bomb could do anything. of course, i would do this somewhere that lots of people are going to be, it would be cooler that way.

rock and roll

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
i would have as much sex as possible without a condom, muhuhahahahhahhahahahaha

'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus

I think i'm going crazy...

 
spend the rest of my money on pot and explosives. then i would run around in a stoned haze, blowing shit up. then i would break in to 12 houses. then i would steal a car, a nice one, not just any old piece of shit i see parked on the road. then i would go an tell as many people as i could find everything i truthfully thought about them.

-chris
 
I would take everyone that would miss me.......hire some bum to fly me to Argentina on a leer jet. Then I'd hire a heli dude, and ski the steepest, deepest, hardest, biggest cliff huckin, craziest......etc etc run I could find. I'd do that (exploring new runs evertime) until I died. If I died skiing then at least I didn't explode.

 
touch myself.

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either get it out or huck my fatass off the biggest cliff in can find with my pants down,moon the world as i fall

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find ten chick get head and sex and sex and sex and sex and head and like petec said without a condom hahaha stupid bitches. then... i find the bigest cliff ever right before i was gonna die and commit suicide while trying some d-spin 1400000000040040405050 with 40 different gabs

 
build the biggest fuckin jump ever in whistlers backcountry and just session it and not hold back! and then yes i would go and try to shit out the bomb...

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'u see the thing i luv about extreme sports, is if u make the trick ur going for its sick, if not its hilarious!' ~brad~

 
i'd get towed by a snowmobile, and hit the superpipe wall at 90mph

don't throw stones if you live in a glass house;

and if you got a glass jaw you better watch your mouth

 
fuck a girl

wakeboard

fuck another girl

go skiing in ak

get really really really high and jump off a really really big cliff like 5 seconds before i would blow up, and do a bal grab spread eagle zero spin to fireball.

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drink tons of beers so i would diee partying but i would end up puking tha bomb then i would have the hell of an hangover then i would go skiing and get laid

-I get head-
 
id run over to this really hot girls house, ask her for sex, if she said no, id conk her in the head and do her cold, then id catch a plain to somewhere up in alaska with someone with a video camera and booost a huge whirly doo off a big ass cliff and die on my own

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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well first i would rape dspin7x's mother. twice. then i would get a shit ton of weed. and hot box a ferrari on my way to an airport then fly to amsterdam and sample every kind of weed known to man. And finally i would rape dspin7x's mom one last time and then die mid thrust. being the slut she is, it would probably turn her on.

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

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i would go joyriding in as many cars as i could. and after i totaled one i would get another so on so on. Driving like a total maniac. or go skiing or something, but i've done that before so stealing cars might be cooler

'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'

-Aesop Rock
 
id gag on cock so id throw it up, then go back to the cock

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id bang my girlfriend a bunch of times then go and take like 8 hits of acid and go skiing for a couple hours tripping my balls off then make my way to a widespread show or some sweet show

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wow, this is a good thread..

I would probably find the craziest place to ski, hire a heli dude and go HUGE. I would much rather have myself die from a skiing accident than a bomb anyways.

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Take out a loan, pay for my friends, family and myself to go heli-skiing for the morning and afternoon, make love to my wife(duh), play with my kids until dinner, go see a priest cause lord knows I got some sins that would need forgiving before I died and tell my wife to forget the funeral just toss me down a carevesse in the mountains somewhere to save on the cost.

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i would get on my skis and try sick tricks then hit a huge jump and blow up in mid air

i like to burn things

i can do a summersault
 
skateboard

go to whistler to ski

grab as many tits as i could

get high and huck off the biggest cliff i can find

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im off the steezy fo sheezy

'dude you're like a giant brain, except you have legs, so you're not in a jar'
 
id make myself a sandwich, then eat it

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fuck my gf like 5 times, ski, and then spend all night gettin totally wasted n fucked up. or something along those lines

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id do every chikc in sight, then i would fly to venezul do some more chicks, smoke mad ass weed do some more women and 1 minute before i would blow up, i would jump off Angle Falls.

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smoke bud, it gets you high.

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id pry do as much skiing as possiable then on my final hour id go and testdrive a sweet car and top it out then hit a bridge and get as much air as possiable off the side. preferbly landing on a car carrier. thatd be tight

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I'd have to say I would have sex with some hot chick and make sure she has a baby with my name so my name lives on. Also I would donate my brain to science and have them put it in a robot. Then I would shoot myself in leg because I've alwasy wondered what its like to get shot with a gun. Also all during this I would have to be drinking heavily.

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
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