if u could have 3 wishes

then the Jijin would kill you for being to greedy, you ask for bracers of archrey, battle axe +3 of wounding, and bag of holding with 500 platnuim pices in it.

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
1)you to die a painful painful death at the hand of small children and old people poking you

2)to have one hundred billion dollars

3)the freakish ability to get anyone i want to do what i want when i want

****

//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
1st wish for new knees coz mine are fuked

2nd wish for a new car

3rd probably a few more spae sets of knees!

ßîŦĈĦ ØŇ §ŦÎχ
 
1. I wouldn't need to use money

2. incredible sense of balance

3. be able to breath underwater

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
you gotta be specific yo, if i was a genie id fuck people over soo much

****

//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
^your boyfriend is fucking behind your back.

****

//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
To have a secret fountain of money where I could ask for any amount of money I want

2.Power to be Invincible/invisible (but I can die when I'll be tired of life at 20 000 years old.

3. Every woman I want all the time.

**********

'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
its sooo true tho...

****

//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
awww she loves nic

little does she know

nic loves jessica

the $5 whore

that sluts herself

on nics streetcorner

****

//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
You guys are all so wrong, how are you going to beat the shoadow dragon and get the chrystal for the blue mage.

Chris Knight : So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan : Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight : Not right now.

Susan : A girl's gotta have her standards.
 
1. to play with lindsey lohans love pillows

2. free ribs for life...

3.. fly...

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
 
1. For a bank account with unlimited money

2. To be able to speak, read and understand every language ever. fluently.

3. To not get hurt / to be indistructible

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
1. teleportation powers

2. be unable to pull muscles, break bones, etc.

3. have 1 billion dollars

 
1. for money to grow on trees

2. my science teacher would get fired and put in jail for molesting...

3. infinity more wishes... *sigh* i have about a trillion more anyway.

~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
 
^not just ANY tree, i mean, MY TREE. like, i have my own secret patch of trees in my yard that no one knows about or could steal from. :)

~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
 
1. billion dollars

2. bush to win 2nd term

3. for my bf to never be mad at me again cause he always is and doesnt tell me why and i feel like crap cause he acts like a woman.

and if the genie loved me and granted me one more wish, i would wish that lat would do me in the butt.

I dont want a large Farva!
 
ummm,

1) a million wishes

1b) if that doesnt count--- be good, nay, great at whatever i wanted

2)to get whatever i wanted

3)invisibitlity/flying/other good stuff

I'm not to sure but i did score in the jenious area- loafrider, on IQ tests
 
irish,, you have no idea what you just did.. there are jeanies and lat is on his way right now to ram your cinamon hole...... you asked for it,,,, you dont know what mania lateralis has for butsex.. you have no idea.. id be prepared,, hes not gonna even knock. just pust thourh the door with his pants down his canadian flag rasid and some lube.. youlll love it.. once you go lat you never go back , i know,, i still cant walk strait..

'''

proud member of the telestar6 hate squad
 
1) see my dad one more time

2) move to BC, ski every day until i grow old

3) unlimited confidence

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept
 
1. go to heaven

2. go to heaven

3. go to heaven

=)

a million more wishes wouldnt be too bad

jeepers creepers, whered u get the neat sneakers?

 
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