If the Ocean Were Lotion: a poem by Slandis Tanaka

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Oh helpless sea-cow

you may ask me how

the water can be so harsh

It is salty and cold,

or so I am told

much like that of a marsh.

Poor salty dougon

for whome I feel sorrow

crusty ocean bunnion

may feel better tomarrow.

you skin is flakey

and has lots of cracks;

you need comfort,

and comfort you lack.

I'm a thoughtful man,

who has a great plan,

to heal the skin on your back.

If the ocean were lotion,

then we'd all get the notion,

and we need to make it snappy.

So grab your lotion

make that hand-pumping motion

and start making manatees happy.
 
im serious! I wrote it in art class and then I read it back and like 5 seconds later I was like"...wait a second......eeeeeeeeeeeewww....."
 
Yeah, what the fuck, Landis. You still owe me the copy you were supposed to give me a month ago when I was up there.
 
Bull shit, you don't have my Oregon address! I want my copy, Mr. Landis. I'll be back up in two months or so, so you'd better have a copy for me. Orrrr you can send it to me now. :)
 
ahh, so good, and gets better every time. just read the last parts out loud. I would like to see some more work of this caliber out of you
 
Today I wrote a poem about a dick in a box during science class...I forgot it.

Im working on a sloth poem.
 
...dude slow clapping stands up, increases tempo slighly

others around first look stunned, then begin to smile, someone in the back stands up, and alas, claps.

once

thrice

the crowd goes wild
 
possibly the greatest poem i have ever read, would make an amazing song i think. first band that came to mind was The Unicorns.
 
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