if someones calls you a pussy...

then u say: 'which would make you an asshole.'

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

don fok wif me ruf sker wist syde crue nga

 
if you got called a pussy,then you probably are

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
id probably rap myself around a giant penis.

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excuse me?

RUFF SKIER WEST SIIIIDE CRIZZUE MIZZEMBER'
 
^pussy

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
you could always add ' and your a dick, so i guesse it's true, we are what we eat'

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They call me the centaur, I'm a man but I'm built like a horse from the waist down.

The Official NS Pirate with Matt Harvey's seal of approval

 
^yea that one is better

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
yeah i've used that when people call me a pussy the i am what i eat thing, its funny, i love it

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-I get Head- Do you?

-Dave
 
say, 'i know you are, but what am i?', another good comeback (and my fav.) is 'suck my left nut, and make right nut jellous (sp.)'

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derek got runned over by a canadian

***official derek wannabee***

 
someone calls you a pussy just break their kneecaps

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NS Special Education

Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
 
with a spoon

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NS Special Education

Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
 
yeah if someone calls you a pussy, you take their life.

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everyone is entitled to my opinion.

-Ayrton
 
yes the taking of the life is good. but it has to be painfull like a skining

Hey farva, whats that resturaunt you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mossarlla sticks?....... Shenanigans, your talkin about shenanigans right?
 
note: i was being saracstic. please dont take my words of wisdom seriously, and certainly dont hold me responsible for your unworthy actions.

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everyone is entitled to my opinion.

-Ayrton
 
MOUF

Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

NORTHEN REPRESENT
 
this thread has no point but hey what else is there to do in the summer

Five-9 Productions

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas

-MR
 
Kick 'em.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
No thanks... Shit Logan, I could kick your ass. You're so damn tiny. Seriously, just hush. It's gay and pointless. Nobody likes you, so get over it.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
'Tis true

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
Scarily... yes I have

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They call me the centaur, I'm a man but I'm built like a horse from the waist down.

The Official NS Pirate with Matt Harvey's seal of approval

 
Break their nose...when the blood is pouring out and they are on the ground crying stand over them and say whose the pussy now mother f'er

A brave man will not live forever but a coward will never live.
 
how do you pronounce f-er, id just go with mother fucker, just say fuck, fuck isnt that bad of a word, fuck son

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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
 
i wish i had a pussy ..... i would just sit there all day playin with myself

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FTSC

member # = 16490
 
i was thinkin, if i were ever cooked in a microwave, id wanna know what was happening and what it looked like and shit, so im gonna microwave a baby since a baby will fit in your conventional microwave

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
u stole that from me.. but reading posted by some buddy else i relized how gay it is

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whoever said progress is a slow process wasn’t talking about me.

I’m a mother fucking P.I.M.P. Plus I got the magic stick

 
mattster get a girl, they have pussies, play with they'res

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-I get Head- Do you?

-Dave
 
if they call you a pussy then say eat my chode... or just say 'oh' then turn around and do something else. its funny to be a smart ass

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

-311-

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u just say FUCK YOU and kick him right in the fuckin nuts

Proud Canadian and PE owner!

Camp of Champions Session E was dope!
 
whenever somebody insults you in front of other people its for attention, so you just say, 'ohh ok cool,' and walk off and do something else, they get really pissed off. if its just you and somebody else that your not friends with, and they insult you, then you rip out their kidneys from the front with your bare hands and a telephone cuz they are most likely lookin for trouble. thats all ya gotta do.

i think i think i like it like thata
 
its so hilarious when they just get a fired up because you say smart ass stuff like that

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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it

-311-

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once somebody called me a sandwidge.

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excuse me?

RUFF SKIER WEST SIIIIDE CRIZZUE MIZZEMBER'
 
once i saw a guy get called a 'superkalifragilisticsexpealidouchebag' on here. i laughed till i peed.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
just say retarded things like 'i know you are but what are you' then theyll say theyre cool then u gotta be like 'i know i am but what am i' then theyll say your a pussy then you say 'i know you are but what are you' just change the saying around and its a never ending cycle

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
or you could just knock the faggot out. takes less thinking.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
ahaha the funniest shit ever supercalafragilisticigsballidooschbag

but i use the pussy thing as a pick up line

if your are what you eat id like to be you

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
eh hehehe

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
supercalafragilisticigsballidooschbag.... absolutely hilarious... you really can't top that

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Funny Bundy Quotes:

'Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?'

'Remember our motto: We ain't got it.'

'We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine.'

'People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.'

 
'takes one to know one'

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
If someone calls me a name I just admit it.

'Wow man, you really got me good.' 'There is absolutely nothing I could say to refute that.' 'I guess I never thought of it that way, lets be friends' Its easier than wasting brain power of the 'tards.

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