If skiers are two plankers?

[A_W]

If skiers are two plankers, snowbladers are fruitbladers, skateboarders are woodpushers, rollerbladers are fruitbooters, then what the hell do we call snowboarders?

 

[danedegruyter]

lip wreckers

 

[danedegruyter]

fuck me.. i clicked back and it took me to that page from 2001 someone posted in nsg.. i thought it was the normal sg

 

[kolekaine]

knuckle dragers...

 

[S-Titterington]

ice makers?...

 

[Ceru]

true that

 

[.Brink.]

lol.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Haha, this is a cool old thread. Ice-makers is pretty good, fuck side-slipping.

 

[TWoods]

KNUCKLE DRAGGERS

or

Personal Powder groomers

Slalom gates

 

[Pklink04]

i was in the lift line and this dad was telling his daughter who was like 7 that snowboarders were knuckle dragers

 

[john7elway]

gayyyy

 

[9TH_SPOHR]

strap on's

 

[Diego1712]

gays on trays

 

[leone]

single plankers cause every one seems to like to compare skiing to snowboarding

 

[doubleplanks16]

uni plankers

 

[titsLOL]

true that i like this one, any shaped piece of snow seems to piss them off so much they just wanna smoosh it down. heh yea stereotype, i know good snowboarders aren't like that, but the bad ones are really bad

 

[bangarangmules]

haha true

 

[Armada+ar5]

sit down in the middle of the parkers

 

[ATLskier]

haha, i like that one.

 

[Myfirstname.]

ooh. that ones good and stereotypical. i like it.

 

[jibmaster_josh]

two plankers who lost a plank

 

[Kevo]

I like that one

 

[followCam]

gay?

 

[skiierman]

Ice asses.

 

[BennyB]

im likin 'strap ons'...hahaha

 

[dweezileast]

steezy

 

[creighton]

gays on trays... funny

 

[Roussel]

arent skiboarders two plank knuckle draggers?

 

[slice_of_mustard]

haha knuckle draggers, two plankers, you have to be the biggest fag to even say that.

 

[Geoff.]

word

 

[Liam.]

poopshooters

they make ice on the mountain and in the park they fuck up lips and the shitty boarders that think they rock go of the side of the jumps onto rails

 

[Ryno]

haha....thats the perfect name for them in ontario

 

[Holte]

Zambonis

 

[[lineskier]820]

knuckle draggers, cause when you first start out you tend to drag your knuckles and such

 

[BurgRider]

pwned

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Zamboni FTW!

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

i like that one

 

[ZavierV]

i think "gays on trays" and "strap ons" are the leading contestants.

 

[poofartpee]

snowscrapers?

 

[HermioneGranger]

Agreed From now on Snowboarders are Lip Wreckers

 

[Greenish]

ya, gays on trays. or juust dank

 

[scratchskier170]

ya im definatly gonna have to go with "strap ons"

haha

 

[aaron.ebner]

how bout bomb hole makers.

 

[9TH_SPOHR]

i made strap ons up, hella stoaked haha but seriously boarders are dope and they give skiing alot just think about it they are the same sports but on different eqipment

 

[MarkieR]

the fuck? this thread is 5 years old. sweet.

 

[slimbruddah]

BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA!!!! GOLDEN!!!! !HAHAHAH So funny. I'm so remmebering that. Wow. THat is hectic hahahahahahahaha.

 

[Steakhead]

How bout sport savers.....if it werent for snowboarding we probably wouldnt have terrain parks, halfpipes, and rails, or baggy clothes....

 

[titsLOL]

^shhhhhhhhhh

 

[iskindiana]

nah Missle^ i wouldnt care if everyone was wearing tight mogul pants and doing triple twisters... so what

depends on the type of snowboarder...

rental rocket

my dude

knuckle dragger

"MOVE OUT FROM BEHIND THAT RAIL, PUNK!

 

[CEDARIMAGE]

nuckle draggers

 

[papasteeze]

groomers, is anyone old enough here to remember what the slopes looked like mid afternoon before snowboarders? Strap on is good though..