If Ski Movies had accurate titles

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Valhalla- Nipples and pow

 

[joriza.ski]

Less: what happened to all our regulars?

 

[SpookyCat]

Into the Mind: Skiing without the skiing.

MSP: Unfortunately drugs will not make this anymore entertaining.

Valhalla: Another season of pretending to be hippies because its good for marketing.

 

[brend]

Not really a movie but- Line Traveling Circus = money machine for line. Think of how many kids buy line skis because they want to be like the tc.

 

[connorwilson]

Tracing skylines: you're only watching this for detroit

 

[Jahoe_Stuyve]

Hotdog - soft core porno

Hotdog: the last great ski movie since thirsty

 

[McLS]

Eye trip: Brainfuck

Sunny: much better than after dark

Few words: please don't cum

Tabarnak Pack: insane shit plus funny ass language

Real skifi: so creatively insane that you'll come to like our skinny jeans style

 

[gperry1]

The Wallisch Project- You'll think your watching a shredsauce edit

 

[Bum.Life]

Yearbook: Ingrid Backstrom in cheerleader outfit

 

[Surfboard]

Any WME Movie (post warren miller): Ski movies for people who don't ski

Or just simply... FUCK WME.

And why? Without Warren Miller there would be no such thing as a ski movie.... that means this thread wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for him lol

 

[Skibumsmith]

TGR Way Of Life: Similar to WME movies in every way minus Johnny Moseley's annoying narration.

 

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GNAR: people having more fun than you will ever have.

 

[iLLbiLLy]

And why? Without Warren Miller there would be no such thing as a ski movie.... that means this thread wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for him lol

Warren Miller hasn't had anything to do with WME for a long time and has even publicly spoken against the direction they've gone.

Thus: WME != Warren Miller.

 

[SpookyCat]

And why? Without Warren Miller there would be no such thing as a ski movie.... that means this thread wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for him lol

The best part about WME is the fans. They claim to love skiing which is why they watch WME movies but they're absolutely clueless about WME itself. One of the many gems is that WME has a gag order on Warren Miller so he can no longer talk in any movies or even have the rights to his own name. WME is the complete opposite of what skiing is about. Its a corporate dog egg.

 

[Surfboard]

The best part about WME is the fans. They claim to love skiing which is why they watch WME movies but they're absolutely clueless about WME itself. One of the many gems is that WME has a gag order on Warren Miller so he can no longer talk in any movies or even have the rights to his own name. WME is the complete opposite of what skiing is about. Its a corporate dog egg.

I know about all that... I honestly haven't seen any of his stuff since like 2005!

 

[Easy-E]

Into the Mind: i watched this whole thing for one shitty urban scene.

 

[Surfboard]

Into the Mind: i watched this whole thing for one shitty urban scene.

And some badass big mountain skiing... With eagles

 

[White_Goodman]

the 86: theyre not allowed to ski there/ chuck is wearing a ski mask

Ten and Two: Chuck is wearing a ski mask: part 2.. haha but in all serious the movie looks unreal