If pro skiers were greek...

[KeegLove]

they would have silly names like...

Markus Abmaticus

Charlus Gangyaticus

Phillipus Belangeraticus

Sethius Morrisonicus

.... it makes you giggle, and everyone needs a good giggle. Give it a try!

 

[Download-My-Apps]

that they would

 

[Anathema]

and they would speak in symbols!

 

[KeegLove]

ah that they would! what a crazy crazy world it would be.

 

[Anathema]

and they might be bum-rushing each other every now and then

 

[KeegLove]

oh man and they could have greek fimlers like johnnyus decesareus.

 

[CBROOKS]

Or greek photographer Like Chric O'Connelus Maximus

 

[skiman523]

haha the gludious maximus pro model

 

[sherpasrock]

hahahh when i first saw the title, i thought it said "geek" not greek.

 

[Coalescent]

^ haha me too...but could you picture an announcer of a competition trying to say all their names

 

[J.D.]

No, those are latin names. That's what they would be if they were Roman. If they were greek, it'd be like...Tannocles, Sethiphon, Pepperreltes.

 

[scofield]

well Matt Morrison is about as greek as it gets so he must have a secret greek name like Maximus Morrisineus

 

[d-loc]

i greek

 

[lalalalaura]

Wow keegan, you're probably one of the coolest people I'll never meet. I'm not even joking. My god.

 

[Lillero]

My fauvorite rider is pephlon fujaxilion.

 

[J.D.]

^Now THERE'S a Greek name.

 

[tBatt]

im greek and im def gonna go pro

 

[CBROOKS]

Chisilius O'conelexius

 

[ItsPhil]

ha

 

[sconniestyle]

i used to live with this on again off again heroin addict greek guy from a little village right by athens that was a huge dealer in greece, and he told me a lot of fucked up stories about life there. like he od'd twice in the greek army in the bathroom, or like the greeks opened their borders to albainia to help with the unrest there, and albania emptied their prisons and sent them over. so there were drug wars and you could buy an albanian woman for like 1000 bucks american (converted) and do whatever you wanted with her, like fuck her then kill her or whatever. so if all pro skiers were greek, it would be a little rowdy on tour i think.

 

[grubix2]

yes keegan, congrats for mixing up the classics.

 

[n.i.c.k.]

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