If parks were only known for one thing

[.Morton]

Killington: Douchey New Yorker capitol of the world.

 

[John18_6]

Expanding the MN list:

Giants Ridge: Hunting Camo

Welch Village: Race or gtfo

Afton: "Eat Sleep Rave Repeat, Eat Sleep Rave Repeat, Eat Sleep Rave Repeat, Eat Sleep Rave Repeat, Eat Sleep Rave Repeat."

 

[Nike_Nako]

Bridger Bowl: Just go hike ski the upper mountain, or face the battleship-flat-down

 

[lurking]

Keystone: Rails on rails on rails

 

[PurpleWenis]

Sunday River: Ice is nice

 

[stupendous-man]

Timberline: We are flat but Meadows parks suck so you come here.

 

[JTCasper540_MN]

Expanding the MN list:

Giants Ridge: Hunting Camo

Welch Village: Race or gtfo

Afton: "Eat Sleep Rave Repeat, Eat Sleep Rave Repeat, Eat Sleep Rave Repeat, Eat Sleep Rave Repeat, Eat Sleep Rave Repeat."

true

 

[ASkierNamedJaymz]

Killington: ride us before your other mountains open

PC: only saga outerwear allowed

Jiminy Peak: resort accommodations for a mountain 3 times its size chock full of new yorkers and foreigners.

Sunday River: Simon Dumont once did a very large jump here on a quarter pipe.

Hahaha PC spot on

 

[POHTAYDO]

Ski Sundown: Give us your money

 

[cambyrnephoto]

Sunday River: park crew consists of all snowboarders, every feature designed for snowboarders

 

[.Gladiator.]

Alta: A skiers dream

 

[gak98]

Alyeska: Jumps smaller than 8 feet

 

[Krotchs_Brother]

Oh ontario, what a great place.

Don't forget Blue mountains chode park. I'm almost certain its fatter than it is long.

100% this.

Blue: Solid amount of fun features to choose from. Better choose wisely because you can only hit one every run.

 

[cyberginger]

Sunshine Village: Hope you like skating into our 20 ft XXL line

 

[life_is_hood]

Keystone: What the fuck am I supposed to do with all these jersey barriers?

 

[caucasian_chad]

Big Sky and Bridger: That thing we look at from the lifts as we ride up to the sick big mountain lines on the upper mountain and then take one run through at the end of the day if we're not too tired.

 

[No.Quarter]

Keystone: People riding the A51 lift just to watch people hit the kicker line and skiing through the park to see it again

 

[joski5]

Big Sky and Bridger: That thing we look at from the lifts as we ride up to the sick big mountain lines on the upper mountain and then take one run through at the end of the day if we're not too tired.

props goes out to swifty park tho its smooth

 

[dbchili]

Laax: fucking arrogant snowboarders... shapecrew only consists of snowboarders... whole park designed for snowboarders... still sick park.

Laax: best park in europe... but still not as good as most parks in north america

Rest of europe: still figuring out how to build a park

 

[B_dot_chill]

Laax: fucking arrogant snowboarders... shapecrew only consists of snowboarders... whole park designed for snowboarders... still sick park.

Possibly Big Boulder?

 

[_69]

Vail: No we can't put in 30 footers someone will get hurt on them

 

[twoshanez]

Wachusett : non existent park crew results in DIY setup, resulting in a skier impaling himself on a metal spike sticking out from our hood rat rails

That would be me

 

[Aenomaly]

Laax: fucking arrogant snowboarders... shapecrew only consists of snowboarders... whole park designed for snowboarders... still sick park.

damn true

 

[Duck_Sauce]

Killington: ride us before your other mountains open

PC: only saga outerwear allowed

Jiminy Peak: resort accommodations for a mountain 3 times its size chock full of new yorkers and foreigners.

Sunday River: Simon Dumont once did a very large jump here on a quarter pipe.

killington one is spot on, unbelievably true.

Nashoba: are we LMP yet??????

 

[jordycat123]

@JahLiam and i both know Glen Eden is known for trannies

 

[last_tango]

Sunday River: Ice is nice

every park in the east and mid west

 

[pat.m]

Sugarbush: where you have to ski uphill to hit half the rails

 

[Knewnews]

Bear:OG as fuck

JEA

 

[reedwj]

SQUAW: G.N.A.R

Gaffney's Numerical Assessment of Radness

 

[linus_deboss]

Laax: best park in europe... but still not as good as most parks in north america

Rest of europe: still figuring out how to build a park

I'm afraid you're right about the "still not as good as most parks in NA"... but it's really the sickest park around, any park else just feels small compared to it

 

[syrup.]

seymour: where the ski patrol tells you to throw your beer cans at the chair towers so they're easier to collect.

 

[gnarballsianm]

Spot on with Crystals park... But if you ride park at crystal you're doing something wrong.

Truth man, that is why I ride at SP. Did you hear that Crystal finally got a permit for building jumps haha only 15 years behind the rest

 

[Skiguy69]

Maple ski ridge: 2 boxes and 2 jumps big just big enough to 3, and a ski patrol park crew

 

[DrZoidberg]

Mountain creek: "Ya bro I snowboard."

 

[caucasian_chad]

Keystone: What the fuck am I supposed to do with all these jersey barriers?

I think they're for making the gapers from New Jersey feel more at home.

 

[Titus69]

Crotched Mountain: Snowboarder park crew with shitty setups and flat landings.

 

[wobbbie]

Canada Olympic Park Calgary (Mt.Winsport): Extremely Sub-par

 

[.JakeThaDug.]

Hidden Valley: we have more rails off the slope to hit than on the slope

Springs: we don't often open the streets but when we do... Never mind we never open it

 

[vincentkelly]

Camp Fortune

everything is sticky

And FULL of gapers

 

[theabortionator]

Crotched Mountain: Snowboarder park crew with shitty setups and flat landings.

They used to have baller setups. Went over there in 2009 I think for the video park. Had a perfect 45' table, barrel option, 5 or 6 foot high flat butter pad with 20' or so flat box into a hill into a wallride. HAd real nice flow. Had a crazy bowl at the bottom but speed was a little tough. Up gap over sofa down box and other goods.

I think that was the only time I went. Went for the video park and then rode hungover the next day.

 

[PungentMelon]

Hoodoo. the mountain with parks but no park crew. every box is sideways and ski patrol just watches it fall apart.

 

[Stope.Neeze]

Ski Sundown: Give us your money

hahahaha pretty much

 

[kamron_708]

Chestnut: alot of our riders suck and these are alot of very large features in this park. What are beginners?

 

[Titus69]

They used to have baller setups. Went over there in 2009 I think for the video park. Had a perfect 45' table, barrel option, 5 or 6 foot high flat butter pad with 20' or so flat box into a hill into a wallride. HAd real nice flow. Had a crazy bowl at the bottom but speed was a little tough. Up gap over sofa down box and other goods.

I think that was the only time I went. Went for the video park and then rode hungover the next day.

Well over the past years its gotten worse. I do remember about 3-4 years ago and before that it was a sick park for that time in skiing but now they just setup basic shit but jumps have gotten better. Im 90% positive a guy from carinthia is coming in january since our best park builder went to waterville.

 

[SupremeDeity]

Sun Valley: Hope ya like curved and kinked rails

 

[.GUCCI.]

Alyeska: Jumps smaller than 8 feet

yupp

 

[.GUCCI.]

Alyeska, AK: We have a superpipe that nobody uses, so that makes our parks good. Oh, wait you mean people like rails and jumps too? Ah, oh well.

 

[bighomieflock]

A-Basin: No one knows if their park exists between october and april.

 

[mr.society]

Silver star: "we have better jumps than big white"

 

[.squirrely.]

Killington: ride us before your other mountains open

hahahahha very tru