If Jesus had a lightsaber..

[geet]

Basically, jesus fighting a lightsaber battle would be like a daft punk concert.

 

[FBGM]

i think we have our answer.

 

[geet]

im at a loss for words

 

[gus555]

ive always wished you could "like" things on newschoolers

 

[FBGM]

haha yeah me too sometimes i look for the "like" button, but its never there...

 

[squibble]

it depends on what kind of crystal he puts inside it

 

[Negro_Jesus]

 

[FBGM]

hahahah

 

[no_steeze]

if jesus had a lightsaber battle during a daft punk concert i would implode

 

[hurrisun]

i can tell ur ahuge fag just becasue of your relationship with your family

unless you were all stoned

 

[Darth_Veeder]

as would I...as would I

 

[FBGM]

seriously..?

 

[no_steeze]

three people in this world have successfully divided by zero:

the members of daft punk and jesus

the concert would generate three black holes

 

[geet]

hahahah

i dont know if i would even want to see something as epic as this

id b so disapointed with the rest of my life

 

[MN_Nice]

Jesus wouldn't need a lightsaber. He's got the force on lock.

 

[kootenayklaus]

...you forgot chuck norris...

 

[.jersey]

Hes Jesus, it would be whatever fuckin color he wants

 

[Mr.Panda]

He still wouldn't use it. Guy was a giant pussy.

 

[Gstrong]

nuff said

 

[squibble]

your just jealous

 

[Uah]

Jesus wasn't BHLHAAAACK

 

[TOUCHE]

nothing because supposedly star wars was anti-christian and was boycotted amongst christian families.

 

[Clifford996]

such and amazing thread... k to creator

 

[Hubsta]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/3825440/Extremely-dangerous-lightsaber-for-sale

 

[feihlination]

idk, but his performances would have been waaay better

 

[kootenayklaus]

Maybe he wouldn't have a light saber. INDIANA JONES BULL WHIP