If I were a mod..

introvert

introvert

Active member
ISmLp.gif
 
Technique A: Warn, then Permaban

This is probably the most common way people are permabanned, with the user doing something stupid, then the admin warns the user via message, then permabans the user before they have a chance to respond.

Technique B: Instant Permaban

This is how Guest got permabanned. After mercilessly editing countless articles, the admin immediately permabans the user so incredibly fast that causes a rift in the space-time continuumthat the user is permabanned before he did anything wrong and the rift swallows the user in.

Technique C: Chuck Norris Permaban

If the permabanned users keeps hacking wikia and creating a new user and won't stop bothering us, the admin hires Chuck Norris to permaban the user and he clicks the 'BAN' button so incrdibly hard that he permabans Windows, the user's hard drive, and blows up the user's car.

Technique D: Perma-Permaban

When permabanning goes out of control, the admins permaban permabanning. But then the admins have to permaban themselves for permabanning the permabanned permaban. This causes a paradox that destroys the universe, Uncyclopedia, and Wikipedia will create an article about it that everyone will mock.

Technique E: Do nothing and let somebody else take care of it

This is the favorite of Uncyclopedia to ban its members. Just wait for someone else the permaban that guy so that admin doesn't have to.
 
If I were a mod, I feel like I would create some sort of NS paradox. On one hand, there would be far fewer retard noobs/general idiots, but on the other hand, NSG would then become extremely boring, since there would be nobody to hate on/troll the shit out of.
 
if i were a mod i would have various thread game tournaments and in each head to head match the victor would receive something awesome and the loser would get banned. kind of like tron. and tournament champion would have a home page post dedicated to how awesome they are and receive a wicked awesome shwag pack.
 
What if Mods were one of us? Just a n00b like one of us? Just a troll trolling all of us? Trying to do it for the lulz.....
 
haha while i was scrolling through this thread all i kept thinking was, "Frenchy, Frenchy, Frenchy, Frenchy"

those gifs are golden.
 
if i remember correctly his first username was Frenchy with a slightly different spelling, but I don't recall him making a second account...
 
Nah, I doubt very seriously that mods there would bother with him over there. He just got laughed at for admitting to being an NSer that got booted. I seem to remember something about him complaining about giving NS $50 and how he wants Bishop to see him sullenly posting there and immediately long for the old days before he was banned. There may have even been a :'( emoticon, I'm not positive.

He definitely dropped a "shit's falling off over there and people totally suck on NS now" sort of line though, which was funny.

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top