If I was a girl

[corona]

I'd want to get fingered by this guy:

 

[BLADEE]

me too

 

[Iraq_Lobster]

i would want to finger you............................................... and your mom, and sister, and dad

 

[TechnoPotamus]

after I finished posting in the other thread about whether the maturity level of NS has increased over time, I clicked on this one.

This would appear to answer that question. flawless victory haha

 

[CaptainObvious.]

It just turns into fucking noise. Not saying it's not legit, just fuckin noise.

 

[arnie_grape]

sounds like he is just sliding

 

[japanada]

I would steal so much stuff by cramming it up my cooter.

 

[Rusticles]

I would be Getting paid to ski???

 

[El_Barto.]

id suck my own dick if I was a girl

 

[SFB]

if you were a girl, i would totally buy you a drink.

 

[Backyard.Skier]

like fruits and vegetables?

maybe a few bananas or cucumbers?

 

[AT-AT]

His hands move so fast. It's rediculous

 

[coling]

I would.... Repost

 

[japanada]

bags of jelly bellies, 3L bottles of pop and ping pong paddles would be the top three.

 

[coling]

Pineapples and watermelons

 

[Jane6]

Why not an easy bake oven and some spare tires? A few spanish dictionaries and a crack pipe?

 

[japanada]

Clearly you are experienced in this. Do tell us your tales of poaching products with your private pussy pocket!

 

[Stickity]

Dude was obviously just playing Galaga noises

 

[coling]

Do you know you can hard boil an egg in there? Think bigger now. The possibilities are endless. They stuff the turkey then they stuff the turkey...

 

[japanada]

I need to find a lady to help with my thanksgiving feast not.

Any one have the hookup on some ostrich/emu eggs?

How about some Jurassic Park shit with a dino egg? Fuck ya velociraptor!

 

[Jane6]

Determination is key here. As soon as you have decided that youre actually going to do it nothing is impossible. I'll pm you some jpegs of the time when I stuffed 2 garden hoses, 9 mars bars and a slovenian midget in my snatch, for inspiration and future reference. Little Pavel eventually ate the Mars bars, so he managed to stay inside the poon pouch for weeks, we had some good times him and me alright.

 

[japanada]

Just like a kangaroo! Amazing idea with the breathing/pee hoses for the midget!

 

[Horsefacekillah]

PM me! -Jahbrador

 

[coling]

Velociraptor egg is delicious

 

[Anathema]

so really 1300bpm is like triple corks.

 

[eastcoastplanker]

guitars are turning into aeriels.

 

[Spinoza]

gotta watch the clock to make sure its real. looked sped up

 

[cool_name]

i would play with my boobies