If i ever want to kill myself, now i know how i wanna do it..



  • Superglue
  • Piano wire

  1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on

    top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.
  2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 metres short of the

    ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
  3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 metres short of the

    ground in a lasso around your neck, so it can tighten when pulled.

    Secure the other end to the top of the building.
  4. Glue your hands to your head so that you can't go back.
  5. Jump!

The result: at 10 metres from the ground, the piano wire around your

neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not

fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside

down 5 metres from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.

 
a caffeine overdose would be so unpleasant...you would feel so restless that you would probably want to jump off a roof! the best way to off yourself is to take a charcoal grill into a car or sealed off room and give yourself CO poisoning
 
but you can die fom drinking water, haha you'd probably die from liquid consumption before caffeine overdose, not trying to sound smart, just saying
 
I did sprite and it said I wouldn't die since there's no caffeine.

8531.25 Hershey's

Kisses for me to die. holy shit only 14 crackheads 2's and I would be done.
 
Lol the girl who is now my girlfriend used to drink All-City NRG. It would take 32 cans to kill me; I weigh 140, she can't possibly weigh more than 110.
OOPS.

 
I saw this about 5 or 6 years ago on here.

Repost, but its only because my memory is amazing and i've been on this site 3 times as long as most of you.
 
depends on how you do your dope if your bangin it and you cant handle your shit then you could be dead off 1 bag
 
132.23 cans of Booty Sweat + You = Death.

i love me some booty sweat. nothin better than swamp ass in my mouth to start the day
 
Gulp down 29.25 bottles of Redline Power Rush and you're history.

I weigh 150. May that be the fastest?
 
hey, funny shit blablabla, but there is one major fail in it. wouldnt the ankle also be sliced off? my endresult is that you would be found on the floor, possibly beneath a kindergarden or so, with your head off and glued to your head and your own severed foot kicking your balls.

serious cat and shit coming
 
i guarantee the piano wire would slice off you ankles, youd have to use parachord, and even that would snap something
 
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