If I could kick anyone's ass it would be.....

Yes yes, that John Walker guy, he takes advantage of the stupid people of the world.

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'

Beer is my copilot.
 
any poser wearing anything that says abercrombie and anything skiing on it, freddy prinze junior, and the pope. and any guy over 12 riding a scooter. and george bush.

 
sheridan reiger. that fucking fuck. i HATE him

tom to nick- 'so what time is this skiing for you?'

nick to tom- 'my 1st time'

me to nick without tom there- 'so how did you do with your first day?'

nick to me- 'i fell alot' *pouts*

nick to his friend ian when he doesn't know im listening- 'yeah see last weekend i went skiing and i went down this TRIPLE black diamond! it was like sheer ice!'

me to tom and tom to me- 'hahaha! he's such a liar'
 
I would like to go back in time and beat the living shit out of Hitler and have one of his fag nazi buddies shove a pipe bomb up his ass and blow it up, while still keeping him alive and then shoot him as many times as i could before he died

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Got Yoohoo?
 
sorry i lost control there a little, but but i still wish that could have happened

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Got Yoohoo?
 
Here's the list

-Posers

-People who where Abecrombie, Old Navey etc cloths and skate shoes

-Bush

-The Pope

- Anyone who says 'wigger' I understand where your coming from but you don't call negroes in gap clothes bhittie or any stupid name like that.

-Ja Rule

- the entire Ruff Ryder crew

-The Entire Bad Boy Label

-Elijah Muhhamed and the Entire Nation

 
yes Tak has got it, all the american news castors

-To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to.....all lifes problems

-I didnt make the ghetto, the ghetto made the man
 
Ya no offence to any americans, but i really can't stand your news, in fact the only news station i can handle is CBC. But all the other phonies i wanna punch out.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
 
the teacher who turned me in for smoking pot, and the god damn cops in this town

'my choice is what i chose to do...and if im causin no harm it shouldnt bother you...' Ben harper
 
a whole day after the fact but the Avs beat up on Potvin for us!

CO represent!!!

'Nobody has ever skied the K-12 and lived!'

 
Yeah, if time travel was possible, Hitler would be tops on my list.. the SOB...

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
i'd fuck the shit out of chelios, maltby and hasek, those whiney little bitches

'Defining style is impossible. It's just the way a person makes tricks look cool.'--JF
 
Yeah dude I wanna deck Chelios

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^

(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit

Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
 
Oh yea, I would totally kick Kris Lang's ass, his stupid mouth guard. Bags on Duke and Shane Battier too much. Damn he bugs. Anyone on the Lakers (cept Madsen), and every single yankee. OH yea, and everyone who's called me a midget.

~juliet~

 
Evgeni Nabokov.

I think the best news service on the planet is the BBC. I never watch primetime American news, and my local channels occasionally. When you want to get the full story, you can trust the Brits.

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'

Beer is my copilot.
 
Yeah werd to the whole Lakers team and also Andy Dick. God it agravates me how that A-hole gets paid to be an unfunny A-hole.

I like my chicks like my whips, topless
 
Here are some more! I can't stop!:

- Hitler

- The annoying girl in my math class. Damn her!

- Deon Sanders

- That guy who laughed at me when I missed my flight to Jackson Hole. It's not funny asshole.

- Donny Jefco from Wild and Crazy Kids.

- Debbie Gibson

- Venus Williams. Too damn cocky.

- Whoever decided to cancel Family Guy

- Frankie Muniz from Malcom in the Middle

- Mary Poppins

- Tom Jones for his role in Mars Attacks

- Miss Piggy

- Owl from Winnie the Pooh

- Whoever came up with the NAME Winnie the POOH. Who refers to bears as pooh?

- The Wayans Brothers

- Spiro Agnew

- John Hart, former GM of the Cleveland Indians for ruining my team.

- MJ, for coming back for another years and ruining his storybook legacy of making that last shot, etc.

- And, finally, Webster for making such a long dictionary. Dude, that bitch is long.

Hope this dosn't offend anyone, but these people get on my nerves.

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'If I were to dress up like an animal, I would fuck what I was' - DP
 
Skunk

im offended LOL the name winnie the pooh is part of Canadian heritage. dont be making fun. Christopher Robin was only little when he named his fathers Cartoon bear. (which was drawn after Lt. someone's black bear cub named Winnipeg 'winnie') because that was his home town.And when he was sent into Combat, the bear was sent to the city Zoo. And christopher robin loved that bear. And as a kid im sure you said dumb things to, but hell dont be making fun of some canadian heritage.

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
1) any womans, christian or moral advocates group

2) any person who thinks they are better and arent going to 'hell' just cause they have a better imaginary friend(god) than me.

3) ANYONE who defiles the name 'Britney Spears'

You cant hug your children with nuclear arms!
 
was anyone else also a bit disturbed over cryss's vast knowledge on the history of winnie the pooh? So where does tigger come from, and why does he have a lisp.

~juliet~

 
hahah tiger... well he was at the same zoo... untill a little bastard threw a rock at his head. hence the lisp.

'Never underestimate the power of the handicapped'
 
nah... there used to be a commercial on tv there's a series called 'Heritage' and one commercial was on Winnie the pooh. either she saw that commercial or she's got a strange obsession with pooh.

'Never underestimate the power of the handicapped'
 
I didn't even know it was of Canadian creation! I figured 'pooh' was some nonsensical word used to appeal to small children! ALSO, see how I was NOT MAKING FUN OF THE BEAR ITSELF, just the name, which I misinterpreted at the time. I thank you for clearing that up and I said nothing to offend your Canadian heritage purposly.

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'Man, I love to ski...free. Skifree...I mean Freeski!' -SP
 
I would kick my own ass for posting that crap.

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'Man, I love to ski...free. Skifree...I mean Freeski!' -SP
 
Matt Harvey!

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
lol....george bush.....and any ultra conservative politicians or people in general....those bastards.

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
Tyler Durden: OK: any historic figure.

Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.

Tyler Durden: Good answer.

Narrator: How about you?

Tyler Durden: Lincoln.

Narrator: Lincoln?

Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.

This thread made me remember this quote from fight club. I thought is was great...gandhi...that would be great!

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Andrew

Hey sweet thang, may I offer you a fish sandwich?

-Leon Phelps a.k.a. The Ladies Man
 
Ya at the fight club website they let you fight a historical figure, i don't kow how it works, i waited all day for Ghandi to show up at my door.

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The morning after you and a babe who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is NO reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

 
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