if god skied

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what if bob marley skied? i think he would be super stylie like eric pollard; never throwing anything really big, but as slow as you could possibly get. he would also smoke a bowl while skiing, im sure he could.

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bob marley isn't god ya stinky hippy! go jammin' somewhere else!

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If god could ski he would be able to make any jump or rail he wanted and do anything off of them. Pulling super matrix style moves :D!

 
well, what skis would he use???

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that was fly how you said god and then bob marley. I think he'd be oldschool mogul syle

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bob marley is god. he would definately be new school and not old school. could you see him pull a double daffy, or a smooth saftey 1?

i ride a 153 cuz im tiny, not cuz im gay. next year im getting a 165 or 169
 
GOD SKIS. I don't know if Bob Marley skied,but if he did,you KNOW he'd be down w/ the blunts. Also Bob was a wicked soccer player.

 
if god skied hed be old school, if bob was skiin hed be mellow as fuck, exactly like u said

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i think it would be a lot like pep, or pollard, pbly douglas tho

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hed be exactly like Pollard( marley). if god skiied hed huck like a switch bio 1800 with ease

hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?

 
i bet god would use a shitty old pair of elan straight skis and still kick everyone's ass. it would be so sweet. he could turn everyone's drink into a coors or something

 
If anyone has seen that Enjoi skate deck that is black and says 'listen to bob marley' that is what he would ride, but it would be on the base of his skis.. he would never throw anything over a 5, and he wouldnt hit anything under a 70 foot table....

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that would be pretty sick...what if charlie manson skied? i bet hed tweak everything like candide and jon

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what would his graphics be???(manson)

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I think Pollard is over rated now. He doesnt grab for very long in his spins, and I dunno... I just wasn't impressed with his segments in this year's movies.

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If god skied he would just chill in the lift lines and try to tell everyone what to do with their lives, not to do anything fun etc.

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i think manson would be all hucked, balls to the walls, flailing everywhere, outta control, just insane off the biggest table known to man

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'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
The 'listen to bob marley' is and element deck, cuz i haev the element shirt that says it. and marley would be so smooth, bustin out the nicest cork 5s and everything

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skiing with marley would be chill as fuck, he would be so slow and smooth, and there would be a cloud wherever he went.. let's bring him back

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i dont think it works that way.

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if manson skiied the graphics on the charlie manson pro model would have like swatzticas and shit on them...

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

 
god does ski, there is no question about it

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i'd be willing to bet that marley would be ridin some candide pros or last years concept, both are pretty rasta

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haha, never bigger than 540 for marley. as for god, as someone said, of cours he skis. who wouldnt ttake advanatage of what they created?

 
god would be newschool, with oldschool traits, like rodeo screamins, and spread mistys, and maybe even a dspin mule kick!!!

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he'd ride spatulas end of story!

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i dont think God would pull any super sick tricks and heres why: say he landed like a d-spin 1440. he would stomp it and be like 'oh my g... wait a minute, what do i say now, i AM God, hmmm...' for that reason, God would most likely not pull any sick tricks, even though he could if he wanted to, seeing as he is God and all.

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god would be a gd at skiing

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idiots! black people don't ski!

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manson's graphics would have dead chicks and fucked up shit burning...

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God does ski, hes know here as seth morrison

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God does ski. In heaven, on slopes of clouds. He could huck frontflip to backflip. He is so chill. His skis are probably in the shape of a cross...

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^hahahah very nice. God would be so super stylie. And he wouldn't be like ' Oh my g...' He would be like meh i'm god i can do anything :D

 
Whoever said black people don't ski has obiviously never been to the mountian while 'The International Brotherhood of Skiing' week{ I think thats what it's called} is going on. Every year, for at least that week, there's brothers all over the mountain. Skiing is for everyone w/ the desire to get their ass to the hill.

Think about it....God is the master of skiing,all styles.

 
man...all those black people on one hill! i usually see like one or two all day. the rich old white guys must have been freeking out! admit it though, it looks weird when you see some thugged out black guy sking is his karl kani jacket. something not quite right about that. i bug my friend about it all the time. (he's black and he ski's like once a year)when he's going down the hill i like to throw basketballs at him to confuse his black man reflexes...

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if god skied it would def be on two of those like sheppards reins things

you know

those things they carry around when they poke the sheep

yea

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
oh yea for sure, they'd just have tobe flattened out a littl bit

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'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
negroe, hed walk, he walked on water, hell walk on well water, he wont move his feet and all his tricks will look like hes a boner

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

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