If famous skiers had superpowers...

NewEscuelers

NewEscuelers

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Damn right I made another one of these threads

Alex Schlopy: Time Travel (but only the future)

Steve Stepp: The ability to disguise himself as other people

Tanner Hall: Ankles of steel
 
Any x-games halfpipe winner - the ability materialize condoms (or is it dildos?) out of thin air at will.
 
No, fucking stop these threads. First one was funny, second was alright. This is one aids. FUCKING STOP
 
13674133:Dennis_Reynolds said:
I'll use my secret mod powers to ban you
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Dennis_Reynolds-The ability to win NS member of the month while trolling harder than Steve Stepp
 
Who knew I was a famous skier.....but/

Candid thorvex -ability to fly

Gus Keneorthy-power to photoshop ski pictures.

Andy perry- can slide on any surface on one foot. Likes to kill hippies.

Dennis Renalds- Power to drive people crazy.

MrNoche- Power to be super good at commenting "hey didn't you break ur back"

Ming- power to get drunk and punch someone
 
13674377:Ebola said:
Who knew I was a famous skier.....but/

Candid thorvex -ability to fly

Gus Keneorthy-power to photoshop ski pictures.

Andy perry- can slide on any surface on one foot. Likes to kill hippies.

Dennis Renalds- Power to drive people crazy.

MrNoche- Power to be super good at commenting "hey didn't you break ur back"

Ming- power to get drunk and punch someone
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Aren't you the kid who broke your back like an idiot?
 
13674377:Ebola said:
Who knew I was a famous skier.....but/

Candid thorvex -ability to fly

Gus Keneorthy-power to photoshop ski pictures.

Andy perry- can slide on any surface on one foot. Likes to kill hippies.

Dennis Renalds- Power to drive people crazy.

MrNoche- Power to be super good at commenting "hey didn't you break ur back"

Ming- power to get drunk and punch someone
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Ebola - the one with the power to misspell almost everyones name *Candide *Parry *Reynolds *Mingg
 
13674377:Ebola said:
Who knew I was a famous skier.....but/

Candid thorvex -ability to fly

Gus Keneorthy-power to photoshop ski pictures.

Andy perry- can slide on any surface on one foot. Likes to kill hippies.

Dennis Renalds- Power to drive people crazy.

MrNoche- Power to be super good at commenting "hey didn't you break ur back"

Ming- power to get drunk and punch someone
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ebola- the ability to say pretty much what everyone already said in one post
 
Evan McEcheran-Dash from the incredibles

Vinny Ca$h- The elastic man

Bobby Brown- the superhero that got second place in every superhero competition but everyone loves and respects him anyway

Candide- Frozone because he can create his own path to ski on even if there is no snow
 
13674529:zakattack66 said:
Aren't you the kid who broke your back like an idiot?
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Arent you the kid who just copied what mcNoche says in a lame attempt to get upvotes
 
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