If famous people were skier stereotypes

Bernie Sanders- The old guy that sits on the lift with you and talks your ear off the whole way up

Donald Trump- The old rich dad who acts like he owns the mountain, and probably could afford it if he wanted to.

Jennifer Lawerence- The girl who isn't too good at skiing but every guy rides her ass and makes her think she's good because she's hot

Cheech- The old dude who rips the mountain as hard as he rips the bong

Seth Rogan- eHeath
 
Elton John - 65 y/o ski instructor with bright green headband and earphones always hanging down but never listening.
 
Bam Magera- Crusty old ski instructor who still parties, drinkes and smokes well into his forties
 
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