If every single creature on earth suddenly began attacking humans...

FuckThePolice, i think if i were you i wouldnt make any threads for a while...youve said some pretty stupid shit lately maybe you should lay low a little bit.
 
What a question, we would die of course... you can build a bunker but you cant hide from micro organisms and such...

The sea would become the most unsafe place to be ... wow haha...

I also heard that most part of the bioload of the planet are insects.
 
We would die. SUre we have weapons, etc. but there are so many animals and insects that they outnumber humans by an insane amount. I think we'd die. Unless you lived in the arctic or something, then you could just pick off anything that came near you
 
no way...there are not enough flame-throwing power in the world to stop the attack of all living things on humans. we would be dead within i predict a year everyone who be totally wiped out.
 
i think we'd be screwed. think of how much damage ants would do. there's so many fucking ants! that would be such a painful way to die too.
 
all we would have to do is follow winter (and i wouldnt complain about that) becasue the bears sleep then and the cold would kill the bugs
 
dude we'd be wiped off the face of the earth! by like moths and shit. they get big. and when they get big, THey're deadly
 
Life is like Jenga. Take out too many blocks and we're all going to topple.

If we killed all other life, we would die anyway. A very well-thought out question presented by a very intellectualy defined young man (sarcasm to the max).

 
Yeah, but we would have a lot of fresh meat for a few days. And I've always wondered what Panda tastes like.
 
a lot of people would die, but with science they would have pestisides and shit sprayed all over the world by a giant hairspray can thing hahaha.
 
I think we'd have a fighting chances and thats about it. If animals includes shit like parisites and viruses then we're fucked, but animals and insects maybe. Remember that a good percentage of animals still live away from civilization, giving us time to get ready. A lot of insects and other animals that live in heavily populated areas actually cant do shit, I hope it would take more than a few squirrels to take down a human. I think a lot of people could make it a while by hiding and shit, but unless a shitload of crickets fuck them over I bet the military would woop some serious animal ass. Like I sorta said, depending on how you define animal, maybe, but a lot of people would die.
 
yeah and think of how many people would get killed by their pets, like dogs and shit. i think that we would survive until we starved. weve got pesticides and stuff to deal with bugs, cars to run over shit, guns to shoot stuff...
 
Fuck that shit, my cat already attacks us and all we do is grab that fucker by it's neck and boot it's shit right out the door and close it. Humans win every day, domestically.
 
are you serious...if you had any idea how many living organisms there are, as compared to humans...

2-5 days
 
Yes, some can do shit, I said most not all. Yes, a hive of horntes or fire ants can make like complicated, but what the fuck is a cricket gonna do?
 
It could be a movie..

It starts off like this:

Clive Owen says: I cant really remember when I last had hope.....Since animals started attacking humans, whats left to hope for?

Dialogue: The World was shocked today, when the youngest Common City Fox attacked humans today at age 4 (12 in fox years).

Then we get a good shot of Clive Owen, talking about shit.

Dialogue: There has been many theories as to why the Animals suddenly started attacking humans, but each as unlikely as the next.

Black Screen - From Director Alfonso Cauron - Black Screen

Micheal Caine says: ..... Why do you think animals attack humans now?

Clive: Doesn't matter, it's all over in 50 years.

Black Screen - Director of 'Ey Us Tansie' - Black Screen

Then they show a whole bunch of attacks, and then Clive meets up with Julianne Moore. She asks his help, "I need your help, not for me, a fox."

Black Screen - ... and Harry Potter and The death Fox - Black Screen.

They find the fox, and it turns out, the fox doesn't want to kill anymore. So they have to get it to a special lab, the Fox project, the greatest foxes in the world, working for a new society. Then, there is some tense music.

Black screen - THIS FALL - Black Screen

Then there is a bit happier music. But it gets tense again.

Micheal Caine says: You Fox, is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for.

Black Screen - ONE MAN, AND A FOX, WILL FIGHT - Black Screen

Fox's husband says: We will find a way to get you to the Fox project, I promise you.

Then there is a dragon, who tries to kill them while they're driving, and launches fire breath at them.

Black Screen - FOR OUR FUTURE - Black Screen

There is lots of animals in big strong uniforms attacking humans, and big carnage.

The shots of Clive Owen and the Fox running, their almost there. Clive says: "Were almost there fox, were almost there." Clive gets kissed by Julianne Moore. Then a boat goes out through a sewer.

Black Screen - CHILDREN OF KILLER DEATH FOXES - Black Screen

I dont know, thats what this thread made me think of.
 
ofcourse we would win

humans are the most dangerous fucked up animals ever...and then we found out about drugs.
 
haha this thread is nuts. but an interesting question regardless. i think we could still be victorious, but we'd have to be kinda expecting it to happen
 
only if the animals became smart and banded together. Animals are fucking dumb and thats compared to humans. we would own all of them, theres no chance unless the animals got smarter and realized that they have to attack together. Then we'd be screwed
 
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