Ideas to get back at bitch librarian?

1080ski

1080ski

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there is a librarian that is a total bitch at my school, and heres why:

go back about 1 and a half months, i get kicked out of the library for talking (not even a warning). i left without any complaint and went to the caff. 2 weeks later i got kicked out of the library for talking again. she gave me no warning again but still i left without bitching at her. the next day i get a letter in homeroom that says im kicked out untill 2 weeks. i go to the library later that day and argue with her (my argument was that everybody else gets two warnings and shit but she gives me one then kicks me out for 2 weeks).

last week i was reading the davinci code at a table, and the other kids there were doing work. i had my ipod and the book out and thats it. apparently after we left somebody (i donno who) loaded our table with paper and we got blamed for it. now i get kicked out of the library for 3 weeks. i brought up a kid who saw me reading and he told her, but she still didnt change her mind....

im not coming on her to bitch or whatever, but i need some good ways to get back at her for being such a bitch. i already think im gonna use stinkbombs (done it before with great results). what other ideas?
 
come to hershey high school in hershey pennsylvania and you will find a Bitch of a librarian....thats all i have to say
 
haha thers an indian librarian my my HS. and one time she got mad at my friend for leaving before the bell rang and he was like HEY GUPTA SHUT THE FUCK UP
 
hha my librarian is a bitch too, she used to be really hot, but then she got a really short hair cut and looks like a dyke, but yeah, when ever something happens she goes on a caution tape franzey and fences off sections of our achedmic cent with it, it was funny as hell, they have some software at our school where they can see what your doing on the comp at all times, so this kis goes into m.s. paint and draws and labels a stick figure of her sucking a dick, so she fenced off all of the computers in the room for 2 weeks
 
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cut a hole in the book like in the pages (example: harold and kumar go to white castle) and poop in it. it'll stank and like glue the cover to the pages so they cant open it. do it to an important book too. but have someone else drop it in the return slot.
 
in our library they have a cd player that they play christmas music with quietly. and today we switched the cd with party boy music. and then we turned it up as loud as it would go and we went around and partyboyed everyone in the library.
 
just start stealing books from the library, like just put them in random peoples bags or you could just draw penises randomly on the pages.
 
you should get onto the main computer when she is in charge and change all of the backgrounds on the computers to something pornographic. this means shell get blamed for it and all the computers across the school will have a porn background. then put a password on the computer and then their really fucked, i did that at my old school
 
glue a bunch of books together so theres one really long book,... or take a glue stick and take something she likes to read or will go through and put a swip of clue on each page for about 50 pages

then

or just do a few pages in a whole lottsa books

really, the only way to fuck with a librarian is to fuck with books in some way or anyother
 
we have a trio of bitch librarians. to get back at them people throw their dips on the walls and they call the library phones from their cells & bitch at the librarians.
 
play the penis game. one person in the library says penis and whoever is in the library has to say it louder at least once.
 
maybe im immature but when you have an angry librarian getting terribly frustrated walking around the library cursing everyone out, it seems funny. but hey, what do i know
 
take as many books as u can and go up to her desk and ask to check them all out, she says no then say ok well u can put em away then leave

make sure they are from many different places
 
Yea, if theres a phone in the library (next to her desk, whatver)-just find out its number. then call it all the time and shit to piss er off!

if your real low, you could put her up on www.phonelosers.com or something like that lol
 
i was forced to go to a party and the librarians house because her daughter knows me. they had a giant wall of cds and dvds all in alphabetical order...at their house. me and my friends just rearranged them all and put them in random places.

 
haha, the prank calling her phone would be awesome.

pooping in a book is good too.

just take about a new book like every ten minutes your when your in there, and put it back in a totally wrong spot. libraians are total bitch/ spazzes when it comes to where the books go.

or, slash her tires

or, hide under her car so that when she goes to get, you cut her legs then rape her and steal the car.

haha
 
we have a hella chill librarian, she makes sex jokes and shit, her husband collects Dunks, she is like 25 and was part of the start up of yahoo
 
the library is the only place with computers right now in our school so unless you expect me to go 3 weeks without ever using a computer in school and not bitch, then shut up. i dont know about you but i actually do my work and get good grades in school.... the libary is a good place to be to do that moron
 
i just take the alarm tags off the books and put them on freshmans bags funny shit right there.... but that dose nothing for you dose it?
 
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