I'd just like to let you all know that i'm the best skier on the mountain

[jackj]

thank you that is all

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

I bet u get stuck on the chair at the top nerd

 

[pbs]

.

 

[jackj]

let me provide proof:

i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.

 

[fries]

let me provide proof:

i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.

I have 6xl

 

[OregonDead]

let me provide proof:

i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.

pics or it didn't happen noob

 

[hi_vis360]

let me provide proof:

i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.

do you have fast glasses though? can't go fast without em

 

[jackj]

do you have fast glasses though? can't go fast without em

i ski wearing clout goggles, they give me afterbang that rivals todd walnuts

 

[TripleXLHoodies]

I don’t have anything g to say I just saw an argument about x’s corresponding with swag and I have 3 so I must be pretty cool

 

[awitt]

how many pole whacks is enough pole whacks???

 

[jackj]

how many pole whacks is enough pole whacks???

i did at least 7 pole whacks before i dropped in to ur mom

**This post was edited on Oct 22nd 2019 at 9:28:58pm

 

[aidanaughton]

I cant believe you are a pro... I am wayyyyyyyyy sicker than you...

 

[jackj]

I cant believe you are a pro... I am wayyyyyyyyy sicker than you...

slvsh me i'll wreck you harder than spain mcdonkey does a bottle of jack daniels

 

[iced]

whats it like to jerk off with tweezers

 

[GreezyBastard]

whats it like to jerk off with tweezers

I second this, this thread screams small penis and half sends

 

[jackj]

I second this, this thread screams small penis and half sends

no u

 

[GreezyBastard]

no u

Not just a phase mom, haircut havin ass boi

 

[dolanslebensraum]

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Idk op. I can do the switch on a solid blue groomer

**This post was edited on Oct 22nd 2019 at 10:33:52pm

 

[dolanslebensraum]

whats it like to jerk off with tweezers

Jesus do they make some sort of high tech motor oil for that? Otherwise you would shred your monkey pretty quick.

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

Best shkier

 

[s.j.mitchell]

sounds like a lip in front 2 kinda guy

 

[Thegenericskier]

congratulations on the best chair lift rider on the mountain

 

[jackj]

sounds like a lip in front 2 kinda guy

i can nollie fakie lip on frontslide switch front backflip 2 out

 

[Hellblazer_23]

No.

 

[BayAreaJerry]

Jesus do they make some sort of high tech motor oil for that? Otherwise you would shred your monkey pretty quick.

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[s.j.mitchell]

i can nollie fakie lip on frontslide switch front backflip 2 out

K

 

[GreezyBastard]

i can nollie fakie lip on frontslide switch front backflip 2 out

Damn just when I thought you couldn’t get any more cringe

 

[Non_State_Actor]

You must not ski on my mountain then.

 

[skrtfest]

I bet you wear a fart bag

 

[YeetCannon]

How about we have a game of gnar to settle this

 

[AcetumRoasts]

We found saucer boy guys!

 

[aidanaughton]

slvsh me i'll wreck you harder than spain mcdonkey does a bottle of jack daniels

we doin slush on a saucer or on ski blades??

 

[Saucerboyshane]

we doin slush on a saucer or on ski blades??

I am the best on the bladez and saucer. I can even stick uphill ice in my saucer

 

[skittiti]

prove it pussi

 

[jackj]

we doin slush on a saucer or on ski blades??

both obviously

 

[skiguy04]

We found saucer boy guys!

First post !!!

At least there’s no speed checking on a saucer tho

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

This cant be true because I know the best skier on the mountain is eheath