Icer Air conspiracy

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timoski

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hmmmmmm....

2 icer air events. 2 events where lack of speed for the jump has been the central problem. coincidence? hmmmmmm...what does icer make?

SKI WAX...to make skis go faster! clearly the whole competition was jus ta huge scheme put on by them in order to stress the importance of ski wax and sell more product. i just talked to FuckthePolice, he agrees, so it has to be true.
 
interesting thread. But what would really make it a conspiracy would be if an ICER sponsered rider won.
 
well that would be a stupid ass conspiracy, cause soem of the riders actually used the ICER wax and they didn't get any more speed...
 
That's stupid...... Because anyone who isn't stupid, or who has seen anything from the event would know that all a lot of the athletes used ICER wax. Therefore, it would make more sense to make the jump easy to clear, then say "Look how huge you can go when you use our wax!" Hellloooo.
 
Was anyone in this thread actually AT the event? Wax doesnt do shit when the snow is like a gluestick because of the humidity. Get over it, the event was fun as hell. Yeah, the run in bucked the riders a bit, but these guys arent rookies. They were invited to this event because they can throw down plain and simple. Yeah, there was a fucking WAX comspiracy. Whats next, your girlfriend cheated on you because of a Desperate Housewives Conspiracy?
 
haha I would have been right on mine but somebody posted before me, you just counted wrong and you're telling me how to count
 
Still got a front row seat for this one.

I can say a few things confidently. One of them is it was not a "conspiracy". As repeadtely sketchy as the setups have been....actually...nevermind....com'on. I know you're just joking.

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"Scared of the knuckle? Thank goodness for Icer. Vanular waxes up."
 
Of course they hit it. what choice do they have? They have 2 choices:

1. hit the jump and deal with it and try to walk away with some cash.

2. Not hit the jump, not get any cash, and have everyone talk about how big of a pussy you are.
 
this only shows how fukin stupid the contest was, ther supose to have fast skiers cuz they all use the wax but really half of them had no speed
 
photoshopped, its just big part of the conspiracy, theyre going to announce it at next years comp and theyre gogin to have the same problems, and then theyre really going to give out real icer wax--you'll see you jstu ahve to read the signs
 
I would have had tons of respect for somebody that did that. But ya they'd already travelled all that way and there's a 10 000 dollar first prize they can't just pack it up and go home
 
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