Icebreakers

try this
HAI GURL HAI I LIKE YOUR BOOTY GURL. works every time. pronounce it how I spelled it.
 
I got one. When she is in front of you walk up to her, hand her a piece of paper with your number on it and tell her she droped it.
 
you: you know, my watch is always right, and it says you're not wearing any panties...her: that's not true, i am wearing pantiesyou: (tap your watch) damn, five minutes fast!
 
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