I you were a candy.....

[JayDope]

if you were a candy, what candy would u be...it could be any type of candy.

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

Twix with peanut butter because they are soooo fucking good. I'm addicted to them.

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

LAFFY TAFFY

 

[JayDope]

oo i forgot to say what id be, 100 grand, u got the crispies in it, u got the caramel, and u got the cookie part, soo unique and versatile, tastes soo good

 

[quixotic]

Skittles.

 

[snwbrdmilf]

the new Reece's with banana. YUM!

 

[CBROOKS]

jaw breaker

 

[TheButterHashira]

im a jolly rancher cuz i stay so hard and you can suck me for a long time.

 

[Piste.Off]

sour patch kids of course

 

[choea]

i would be chocolate milk

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

somebody sig that shit.

 

[Sufferboy]

butterfinger bb

 

[lloyd_christmas]

clark bar

 

[Alexander_Keith]

Im partial to Fuzzy Peaches myself

 

[potato_man]

sumthin tasty and valuable the ladies love. im thinkin jelly bellies

 

[Tinga]

charleson chew

 

[TheMoostafian]

i donno

thats just like borderline sig worthy

but i would be a sugar daddy

 

[JayDope]

do they even still make those, i haven't had those in soooooo long. i remmeber they always had simpons so commericals for them

 

[DANETRON]

dots

 

[Tex.]

KIT KAT all the way

 

[DANETRON]

shake that laffy taffy

 

[TheButterHashira]

candy girl

but seriously ladies i am like a jolly rancher lolz

 

[eheath]

A Heath Bar, toffee and chocolate!

 

[Reptar]

NERDS.

i have an odd addiction to the candy.

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

hahahahahaha

 

[bitchassphatz]

this kid know what's up.

a huge kit kat, human size. cuz you can never have too much kit kat.

 

[hauntedsandwich]

popcorn!!!!!

or chocolate covered raisins if that doesnt count.

 

[Public_Enemy0255]

poop

 

[josh.]

kit kat blizzard from dq soooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooood

 

[j3Di]

 

[skijunkiedtm]

or little 5 year old boys

 

[StanMcStanson]

butterfinger

 

[Hannah.]

word

 

[troutbum]

pop rocks.

 

[Mezmerize19]

Theres a story my friend told me once about those and I cringe even at the sight of jolly ranchers now...

no but I would be M&M's. Love those

 

[jp_draves]

mars bar, gummy tarantulas...soooo good

 

[Bigwoods]

Jolly Rancher

 

[45.]

what? someone swallowed a partial one and pissed it out?

 

[lyndon]

Elisha Cuthbert.

 

[Sufferboy]

yea there hard to find but when i find them i buy some cuz they rule

 

[Mezmerize19]

Its so fake but still skeeves me out. It goes like so:

So this guy was eating his girlfriend out and for some odd reason was also enjoying a jolly rancher at the same time. All is well untill he loses it in there. He's like ah crap and goes to fish it out with his tounge while he's down there. Well he got it like 30 seconds later. Bites down, girl screams bloody murder. Finds out it was a herpes wart.

I havent eatin a jolly rancher since I heard that story

 

[StanMcStanson]

and neither will i now that you've shared it with everyone on ns....jesus

 

[rocMALONEYphotos]

an abbazabba

 

[Edward.]

fundip!

 

[EastSteez.]

hahahahahha

 

[tequila]

I'd be one of those chocolates that has a chilli inside. They're interesting and not what you expect from the appearance.

 

[mcnutty]

whatever floats your boat

 

[PilleDaKid]

I would be a breath mint

 

[Tinga]

i change my mind i wanna be a swedish fish.

 

[jibsworth]

jea, mee to.

that or a sniggers bar.

 

[Mat.]

a jebralter