I wrote a rap about vigilante car justice

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thisisastickup

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you see, I was on the way to the ski resort, when I had to pull a sketch maneuver of sorts

nigga in a green honda that I wanted to pass, but the mothafucka just wouldn’t let off the gas

slow gapers in the right lane causing me pain, the olympics are coming and Igotta fucking train

so when dis nigga pulled up I locked eyes with his ass, stomped the gas and made the pass.

pulled into the lot, cheesin at the sun, I’m about to have a bunch of fuckin funstrapping up my boots, hood music on a diskette, and up walks this nigga with a cigarette

didn’t know who he was, but it’s all good, till the bitch put his stonch out on my hood

stepped up out the whip yellin what the fuck, this is a nice dyke car, not some shitty ass truck

told the bitch to turn and face me like a man, but he kept his mouth shut, might as wella fuckin ran

finished getting dressed, took my skis off the rack, and walked into the center to scrape some wax

and as I walked inside up to the shop, I ran into a unified cop

yeah I sent the pig to scare your ass, cause I couldn’t find patrol to clip dat pass

mad lulz at your face when he said I might press charges, man I ain’t gangster but these pants extra larges

caught me on the wrong day man I'm no preacher, but I drop expensive lessons like a college teacher

on the way to my car and I saw your honda pilot, took my pole and got even, that's my shit

you got pissed but I didn’t make ya late, and now your ass is happy droppin stacks on new paint.

dude tried to say I gut him off when I didn't, and walked over like 100 feet from his car to mine just to put his cig out on my hood. honestly if he had just called me out and yelled some shit I would have just said sorry and ignored the guy, but the line was crossed. I even had the guy parked next to me tell me he saw me pass the guy and there was nothing wrong with what I did. I told the cop that I had no intention of pressing charges and he said "well I'm gonna mention it anyways." I obviously lied to the cop about what I drove and when I was on my way to my car, I saw his and put a nice new pinstripe on it from the headlight to the taillight. justified?
 
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dyke car in question. said asshole's new pinstripe is also gouged through the paint and into the metal.
 
have you thought ahead? like if the guy will be back to ski at your hill the same time as you? because you car isn't that hard to miss in a parking lot.
 
like I said in that pm ryan, I know how you feel. when I was a kid I was jealous of the big boys and their cars too.

they were AZ plates and he had a day ticket, 90% sure he's just a tourist here for prez day weekend. regardless I do have his plate number. it isn't hard to find an address with one to those, so if my car gets fucked with I already have the street cred from writing this rap so I'll just roll up with my crew and get money.

really though kid, stop with the daddy shit, yeah, I have a nice car. I paid for it, I paid for everything done to it, and I do all of the maintenance myself. I'm also almost 20, so the whole 16 thing doesn't really work. hate on me all you want, but do it for a good reason and do it well. hurt my fucking feelings or don't even open your mouth.
 
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