i wrote a letter to the president

i wrote a letter to the president the other day, telling him that we should start a ski movement. thats when we all go to the US capitol and the whitehouse and shit, ans walk around with our skis on and poles and shit. then, mabeye, we can get some attention and people will think that skiing is really awesome. i mean, totally awesome and shit. then, everyone will start skiing and no one will stop. then, we can call together meetings of skiiers throughout the nation, and raise an army of skiiers and eventually overtake the USA. what do you think?

 
you know whats the sad thing about the election, it was really down to two men, Bush and Gore, ones an idiot, and the other has no personallity, it was a lose lose situation.

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That's brilliant! Now all you need is someone to actually do that... but as far as ideas, it's pretty great.

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we havent had a decent president in my lifetime... Bush W. was going to be close to a decent president, but now he is trying to play babysitter for the rest of the world. And the rest of the world is spitting out his pacifier.

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I think clinton showed the human side in everyone. at least he had a personality.

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BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
gore must be happy now that he didnt win,he doesnt have to deal with all iraqi shit war stuff and threats going on,while bush is a man that people wish he would die

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i wonder how different everyone would be if Gore was president? what would be happening w/ Iraq and Al-Qaeda

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
if gore was prez all would be good. bush wants war. gore wants peace. Bush is the Devil.

sacrifice, to some its just a word, to others it is a code, what matters is the colony, he is willing to live for the colony, fight for the colony, die for the colony.

 
rockymountainmilitia you're retarded. you can't make a generalization like that. Gore would not have handled the post 9/11 situation as well as Bush. Post February 2002 Bush has not done that good a job, but whos to say Gore would do better?

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first of lets' clear this up...clinton was incredibley incompetent, he did nothing for the world community except allocate much of the governments budget to foreign countries for their disasters to buy them off, and pass every bill that went by his desk, to make himself look busy

secondly, those of you who think bush is just a dumb war monger are grotesquely ignorant. perhaps would rather we sit around on our thumbs while the rest of the UN gives that psycho path saddam hussein a 15th, 16th chance? and then when he's finally bored of playing games, he throws some nukes on us and shoves VX gas down our fucking throats. I only wish we could round up enough peace demonstraters to hurl into the air and knock down the missiles

but don't think he'll stop there, he shows all the characteristics of a classic world domination bent dictator, once he finishes building up his weapons he could rival hitler

he knows the UN is weak and world domination would take less effort now than ever...so if you still think bush is a 'dummy-head' then well maybe it would have been better if gore was elected or bush did nothing...I hear mushroom clouds can be quite lovely

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this is my letter to the fuckface:

skiing rules,

you suck!

signed:

Isnt this similar to what i said to you before? Pixies rule, you suck?

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

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how can you go back to New Zealand if you're still there? Dumbass.

And bush is a fucknob

Clinton was cool

and that letter was the stupidest peice of shit I've ever heard, go kill yourself.

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i think we should blow up the middle east...wouldnt things be so much easier without those fuckers

~~side note~~

i think those fuckers are stupid hipocrites....muslims are against westernization...and how does osama been hidin get his message out..videos...internet..etc..blow up the country..thats the plan

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