I would cut off my pinky fingers

[heFF]

i would love to ski also...but go outside and do something...my new longboard just came in today i know what's consuming the rest of my summer

 

[prontocuts.com]

Id volunteer for more hours at work and then save up enough money for a plane ticket to somewhere with snow and then ski it and then make more run on sentences.

 

[charmander]

we have the same poster, and sammy wrote the same exact thing on it.i put it next to my bed though

 

[charmander]

i guess i didnt answer the question... ummm, id cut my hair to move to alaska

 

[sirskizalot]

BUMP! I would run through a big zoo cage full of lions naked with raw meat strapped to my body for ski season to start right now.

 

[tommyp1ckles]

I would let that^ happen to me for ski season to start.

 

[WVskiing]

i would eat raw ruebar

 

[Dilla]

that dude got thunder-punched!

 

[Logey.]

i would eat a box of macaroni without cooking it !!!

 

[Davy.Crockett]

me to i fucking hate that stuff

 

[andersteeze]

I would put icy hot or a535 cream on my balls every morning for the next year to go skiing.

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

my science teacher only has three fingers on one hand, but both pinkies i believe.

 

[rj.]

i would rip off my toenails, put them in the blender along with cheez whiz, turnips, and whale seamen then eat it.

 

[bananas]

wow people in 2008 are gross

 

[TheUngroomed]

i wood give up those skis and use shitty ass rental ones if i could ski

 

[Brock.]

I would.... bite my tongue until it bleeds profusely to go skiing.
o wait, i did that while skiing....... stupid pub park jumps and their overshootability.

 

[Davy.Crockett]

hahahahaha

 

[erikK]

I would wear baggy pants for a week to shred right now

 

[-dAvE-]

and you think you'd be able to ski after doing this??

 

[Mr.Huck]

I'd take my kids to see this:

Second thought; it's not worth it! I'm just going to have to wait a little longer.

 

[_steffen_]

i would burn the tip of my penor with a cig to ski right now

 

[585.]

break a stack of bricks with my fist to go skiing right now, bump

 

[Evan.Frazee]

I would read a freeskier from cover to cover to ski right now. (now that's torture)

 

[K.C.Deane]

hahaha this is like the Saw thread

 

[K.C.Deane]

I ROFLed and LOLed a lot.