I would cut off my pinky fingers

Thats a good one, it will leave you temporarily disfigured and it would be torture, but at least they will grow back. Pinkies however, will not grow back.
 
i don't know about my own pinkies, but i'd definately cut off a distant cousins, or atleast a sedated infants to go skiing.
 
let someone kick me in the balls. they'd have to do it when i wasn't expecting it though or I wouldn't be able to go through with it.
 
this kid at my school said he would give someone his 360 if they let him kick them in the balls as hard as possible...no one took him up on it
 
i would let someone punch my beewbs if i could go skiing right now... but when i'm not expecting it either cuz i know it'd be painful. haha or I'll eat a jar of pickles and i HATE pickles they're disgusting.
 
I like this thread a lot... its pretty sick. But on that note I would drink a jar of my own piss to go skiing right now... and countless other unspeakable things, but we won't get into them.......
 
proskier shannon shadd did that he cut off his pinky so he could get workmans comp n shit like that.
 
I nearly cut off one of my pinky fingers once, its all fucked up now, and honestly it didnt really hurt too bad because of the shock factor and the extra vicodin I had at the time. It doesnt bother me now so I guess I would say go for it but make sure you can put them back on~
 
i had to watch it 3 times in one day in grade 10, it was awful. we had a lockdown at school and it lasted the entire day and past the normal end of school. i was ready to go confront whoever it was that had a gun at school. (it ended up being an airsoft gun in somebody's car)
 
word dude...another inch in freezebanks today....the season is so painfully close, im going insane
 
uh, what would you hold on to your poles with when you go to grab your ski...

i feel like the ring finger wouldnt be to good at that job.
 
i would clamp jumper cables to my elbows and knee caps and take a shot or two of battery acid while someone is pouring hot oil all over my body with a woodpecker digging a hole through my belly button... or i could wait
 
yep, youll defnetly have a great time on hells slopes,

BECAUSE THATS WHERE PEOPL LIKE YOU GO AFTER THEY DIE AHAHAHAH !!!!!

lawlz
 
i would get off of NS for once to go skiing...

im sry i would definetly not cut off my pinky.. i would rather just wait a month rather then loosing a finger for the rest of my life..
 
I would rub lemon juice into my eyes to go skiing right now cause I just got my new skis in the mail and I already waxed them I'm so excited.

1223097693Head_JO_Pro.jpg
 
This should be a contest...

Write a 1 page explanation of what you would do to go skiing right now, and the best entry wins something?

Anyone like it?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top